https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/cele...id=mailsignout



Sometimes you don't have to make shit up. Reality is weird enough on its own.

So this performer gets, let me see if I got this straight........

1. Groped by a bishop.
2. Leered at by a former President.

..... all at a funeral honoring Aretha Franklin. Okaaaaay.



Oh, but the bishop defended himself saying he hugs ALL male and female artists. Hmm.... I wonder if he ever gets any nipple action. I'm sure he could probably correctly estimate Ariana's cup size by now.

Clinton looked decidedly un-former-Presidential leering at Ariana up and down. Someone should've handed the man a kerchief to wipe the drool off the side of his mouth. Totally dirty old man-ish.

In earlier news, Madonna had been raked over the coals for making a Franklin tribute all about herself.

Poor Aretha dies, and it's a circus out there.