Canada v USA

[OumaFan]

4-0! Still fairly early in the first. And the goalie just pulled himself apparently. At least that's what the commentator said.

[OumaFan]

5-0, 7 minutes left in the first.

Kane with 2. I was wrong, sorry.

[OumaFan]

HOLY FUCK. 6-0. 6:30 left in the first period.

[OumaFan]

Zach Parise is good.

We seem fast. Or they're slow. Or both.

[killersheep]

Holy shit?!?

I don't get off work for another 29 minutes. I'm gonna have to settle for watching the 3rd period only.

[OumaFan]

Its been absurd. The first goal of the game there was this long pass or deflection or something that went back all the way to the goalie but a US guy chased it and got real close and the goalie panicked and tried to pass it to his defender but it went right to our guy who had an empty net. That was the only bizarre goal but its just been a destruction since then.

We've actually gone 3 minutes now without a goal. Still 6-0.

[killersheep]

Can you keep doing the highlights until I can watch it?

[OumaFan]

Eh, Finland's actually had the puck a bit and are on a penalty now, its the end of the first period. Still 6-0. We haven't scored in ages.

[OumaFan]

Kane's had 2, Parise 1 (but he's set up some stuff), I think Langenbrunner had one, Erik Johnson, and Malone.

Jeremy Roenick's got an annoying face and voice.

[OumaFan]

Second period should start in 5-10 minutes.

[killersheep]

Finland got Silver in Torino didn't they?

[OumaFan]

5 minutes left in the 2nd. Still 6-0. A slowdown was inevitable but its good we aren't giving up anything. Finland have had some shots but not a whole lot of them. LOL a couple guys from Finland trying to start a fight.

[OumaFan]

Crowd doing the wave now in order to fight sleep.

[OumaFan]

Announcer talking about how many dogs and cats one of our players has. This is dreadful

[OumaFan]

Finland's second team goalie isn't bad actually. Has given up two goals but has made a lot of saves.

Second period over. If this was a video game we could just simulate the rest of it.