Going to the jungle

[Ghost]

Only miles can go to the jungle and have truck accident, catch the flu, end up in the hospital and then say he had a good time.

[Gandalf]

Did you find a new rice cooker wife in Thailand?

No, but I did see two monkey's having sex and eating KFC. I really wish tourists would control their horribly decadent food products.

[Gandalf]

Only miles can go to the jungle and have truck accident, catch the flu, end up in the hospital and then say he had a good time.

The positives outweighed the negatives by far, it was a fun trip. In my own weird way I wear the negatives like a badge of honour as well though. I'm a bit weird that way.

[Andre]

Funny thing my dinner is ready. The Rice cooker - misses has made Thai food Chicken and cashew nut stir fry and green curry with rice.

that was close,

She'd have poured this on my head if she read that over my shoulder when she placed it down

[Fenster]

Anyone else think he's making all this shit up?

I think he wrote that from his phone, whilst sitting in a sewer having just finished sending off the last weighted bin bag of wife body parts down the tunnel. He's clearly making up his alibi's nows.

hahaha

[Gandalf]

And bloody hell! I've just noticed that my arms have gone a little bit darker. I'm usually as white as the moon, but they are now kind of dark.

[JazMerkin]

Miles. That. Was. Awesome.

You're like An Englishman Abroad, except you're like a bumbling married teacher rather than a crafty double agent spy. Other than that exactly the same.

[OumaFan]

So it was like a day and a half in the jungle, 5 and a half days in a hotel, sniffles, fender bender.

[El Kabong]

So it was like a day and a half in the jungle, 5 and a half days in a hotel, sniffles, fender bender.

...That's our miles


I still say he had a pith helmet! Miles, what say ye?!?!

[Gandalf]

Hey, I gave it a shot which is more than many can say. It wasn't my fault I got sick and hit in the head. I will try and do it better next time out. This was just the starter really, a warm up. There is much more out there I want to see and other countries I can do it in too. The jungles of the Amazon and Peru look seriously hardcore. I need some more practice around Asia first and need to strengthen myself more, my body was weak before I even got out there this time. I need to improve that.

[Ghost]

Hey, I gave it a shot which is more than many can say. It wasn't my fault I got sick and hit in the head. I will try and do it better next time out. This was just the starter really, a warm up. There is much more out there I want to see and other countries I can do it in too. The jungles of the Amazon and Peru look seriously hardcore. I need some more practice around Asia first and need to strengthen myself more, my body was weak before I even got out there this time. I need to improve that.

Kokoda Trail.... Give it a go.

[FTMatty]

Did you find a new rice cooker wife in Thailand?

No, but I did see two monkey's having sex and eating KFC. I really wish tourists would control their horribly decadent food products.

Money can't buy that kinda view Miles.....................total genius!

[El Kabong]

Hey, I gave it a shot which is more than many can say. It wasn't my fault I got sick and hit in the head. I will try and do it better next time out. This was just the starter really, a warm up. There is much more out there I want to see and other countries I can do it in too. The jungles of the Amazon and Peru look seriously hardcore. I need some more practice around Asia first and need to strengthen myself more, my body was weak before I even got out there this time. I need to improve that.

I say miles and Bilbo need to go on a road trip!

[boozeboxer]

Sounds like a fun trip Miles. Also, you probably just had a simple cold but you are such a whining pansy ass you let it ruin your trip.

[Andre]

Hey, I gave it a shot which is more than many can say. It wasn't my fault I got sick and hit in the head. I will try and do it better next time out. This was just the starter really, a warm up. There is much more out there I want to see and other countries I can do it in too. The jungles of the Amazon and Peru look seriously hardcore. I need some more practice around Asia first and need to strengthen myself more, my body was weak before I even got out there this time. I need to improve that.

I say miles and Bilbo need to go on a road trip!

Sperm trail meets the Kokoda trail.