I kinda need advice. Bad times.

[BIG H]

Jim, call me what you like. I'm not the one getting cold feet about how my life will change forever when a nipper comes along.

Why don't you tell us what advice you would like to hear. Go fuck her or ignore her.

Miles, some people need a dose of harsh to cut through the BS.

You're just p1ssed off, coz it's usually you with the 'bus' stories

[ono]

Am i the only one who's starting to think Jim looks like Otto from The Simpsons now?

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Jim, call me what you like. I'm not the one getting cold feet about how my life will change forever when a nipper comes along.

Why don't you tell us what advice you would like to hear. Go fuck her or ignore her.

Miles, some people need a dose of harsh to cut through the BS.

You're just p1ssed off, coz it's usually you with the 'bus' stories

hey, I took a second look and ran for the hills, no drama...
But on the otherhand I was called an extremely clever woman with a slice of crazy, today by gypo. Go figure.....(not that smart by the looks of things )

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Missy, it's like you just want to believe that I wish to cheat on my wife. And for your information, My son IS actually here. He is 5 months old. In recent months I have fought for my family and the roof over our heads from the depths of redundancy and I'm now miraculously in a position where I love where I'm at. Stability. I just cannot legislate for this. I'm not sharing anymore information with you mugs because I realise now I made a mistake bringing this here but Fuck me this is stressfull.

Sorry about the foul mouth I don't know what I'm playing at bringing this shit here... Madness...

[CFH]

Missy, it's like you just want to believe that I wish to cheat on my wife. And for your information, My son IS actually here. He is 5 months old. In recent months I have fought for my family and the roof over our heads from the depths of redundancy and I'm now miraculously in a position where I love where I'm at. Stability. I just cannot legislate for this. I'm not sharing anymore information with you mugs because I realise now I made a mistake bringing this here but Fuck me this is stressfull.

Sorry about the foul mouth I don't know what I'm playing at bringing this shit here... Madness...

Serious question, what sort of advice/comments were you hoping to receive?

I ask because IMO people have given you some good responses.

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Good advice and words that make a pretty sounding scentance are two different things. I wasn't asking for advice on how to keep it in my pants. I just want this girl to fuck off.

[CFH]

Good advice and words that make a pretty sounding scentance are two different things. I wasn't asking for advice on how to keep it in my pants. I just want this girl to fuck off.

You can't make her fuck off without looking like a creepy psychopath. All you can do is act professionally and not respond whatever it is you feel she is doing. If she does something blatant and over the top, then speak to your supervisor about it, but aside from that there is nothing you can do to control her actions; you just have to accept that.

And FWIW, I think you've received plenty of good advice in this thread. If you wanted people to tell you how to make the girl stop flirting with you, you should have been more clear about it because your first post implied something completely different. This thread is 6 pages long and this is the first time you've specifically said what kind of replies you are looking for.

[El Kabong]

JimBo you've got 3 choices: 1. Fuck her (now or later) but fuck her and receive your punishment (your family leaving you or massive amounts of guilt until they find out or a lengthy prison stay) 2. Address the situation like an adult and be completely clear with her (in which case if you're wrong you look like a total tool and a freaky quasi-child molester) 3. Do nothing, maybe use her as fuel on some nights where its hard starting the fire (wink wink say no more) or just ignore her.

Be a grown man and make a grown man choice.

And if you say that's bad advice I'm hopping on a plane to England to whip your limey ass!

[Doot]

I would do nothing with the girl but I would tell my wife in a cocky voice about this younger girl that finds me attractive and brag about it, she would just laugh and make fun of me and that would be the end of it.

[Kev]

JimBo you've got 3 choices: 1. Fuck her (now or later) but fuck her and receive your punishment (your family leaving you or massive amounts of guilt until they find out or a lengthy prison stay) 2. Address the situation like an adult and be completely clear with her (in which case if you're wrong you look like a total tool and a freaky quasi-child molester) 3. Do nothing, maybe use her as fuel on some nights where its hard starting the fire (wink wink say no more) or just ignore her.

Be a grown man and make a grown man choice.

And if you say that's bad advice I'm hopping on a plane to England to whip your limey ass!

From what I've got so far from this thread I really don't think option 1 is an option at all. It basically sounds like a schoolgirl smiles and looks at him sometimes and he's gone into meltdown.

The best advice is the advice me and Josh have been giving him all along. Do nothing. Nothing at all is going to happen. It's just a case of a friendly girl smiling at him, and he feels bad because he has a crush on her. What he seems to not be getting is that every red blooded guy would likewise be attracted to her if she is indeed hot, but that in itself is no big deal. There are millions of hot young girls in the world. Some may even smile at you. But that doesn't make them available to you. This whole problem is a scenario in his head.

I'm also not sure who he is angry with aside from Missy, as everyone has given him good advice and only Missy has had a go at him. And in Missy's case, she is responding to him the exact same way she would respond to any other male poster who posted this up.

JB seems a bit of a stress head to me. Just chill man


I'm just baffled as to what his problem is exactly. He seems to believe this girl is about to throw herself at him in front of everyone without him instigating anything, like in a porno movie. If only life was that great...

[JT Rock]

[ono]

How many times have you knocked one out over her? Be honest.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

No. I had a go because he singled me out, when I gave him the same advice as everyone else. Ignore her. He didn't like/want that advice so I gave him the opposite advice. To which he got more offended. Which probably means he's feeling guilty because he's thought about it.

[Gandalf]

No, it's a stupid thread really. Most of the advice has been really good, but the subject has been getting overtly shirty with everyone.

You drive a bus and someone says "You are fit. Stamp me ticket", does it with a wink and does so 4 times and the guy goes off the deep end about it and meanwhile has a wife and a newborn kid? Just weird.

Surely as a pro in any profession you know your borders. I certainly do and I interact with at least 100 fit women a week. You don't give them any attention though. Just stupid to ever think of a job being more than that.

And suddenly there is this bad diva changing worlds? Quite absurd.

[BIG H]

.....If this was Bilbo thread, at least we'd have pictures