How many kids does it take....................

[mucho testosterone]

'Fraid not, mate. I lived there and Africa wasn't invented just to keep tourists happy.

Really? damn!!! Then I'm cancelling my plane tickets right now!

[tuckwopat]

I would go until one of the littel bastards pegged me in the nuts. (Which is probably about 20 minutes)

[JT Rock]

Nice to see this post is still dragging on.

Lets get to 100 posts and make this the longest ever completely pointless thread on the forum guys.

Lets make it happen.

You know Bilbo we only need 8 more responses to reach 100 I have been racking my brain try to come up with more scenarios LETS GET IT TO 100 POSTS....

[Kev]

Nice to see this post is still dragging on.

Lets get to 100 posts and make this the longest ever completely pointless thread on the forum guys.

Lets make it happen.

You know Bilbo we only need 8 more responses to reach 100 I have been racking my brain try to come up with more scenarios LETS GET IT TO 100 POSTS....

lol I had forgotten this thread!

Actually 100 posts for a thread as juvenille as this would be quite an achievement.

Maybe we can make it a kind of a sequel post. Kid Massacre part 2 so to speak.

So in the first instance it was you, completely unarmed against equally unarmed vicious little 5 yr olds now for the slighty more big budget sequel we can have melee weapons.

Ok take your pick. You can have an Axe, a Spade, a Pickaxe or a Crowbar.

However whatever you are armed with, the kids are likewise armed so choose carefully.

I would go with a spade personally as I think I'd be able to use it more effectively than a child, If they all had pickaxes it could get messy

I would use my spade to keep them at bay as much as anything and once I had killed about 40 or 50 and used them to make some kind of makeshift wall defending me I'd have a go at building an underground bunker, or even an escape route.

[JT Rock]

I addition you can make a wall of fire to deter others and buying time for much needed rest

lightweight as you can on the weapon since you will need to swing it fast and furious

[Kev]

I addition you can make a wall of fire to deter others and buying time for much needed rest

lightweight as you can on the weapon since you will need to swing it fast and furious

I'm not sure how you could start a fire though.

Actually I've had a great idea. As a bonue for surviving a certain time period, 3 hours etc a weapons crate get's dropped in, you just need to be in the right place to get it, else the kiddies will and you will be in trouble then.

But a nice airdrop of a can of petrol and some matches would go a long way to helping you on your quest, although you'd need to watch out for flaming kamikaze kids running at you.

[JT Rock]

I addition you can make a wall of fire to deter others and buying time for much needed rest

lightweight as you can on the weapon since you will need to swing it fast and furious

I'm not sure how you could start a fire though.

Actually I've had a great idea. As a bonue for surviving a certain time period, 3 hours etc a weapons crate get's dropped in, you just need to be in the right place to get it, else the kiddies will and you will be in trouble then.

But a nice airdrop of a can of petrol and some matches would go a long way to helping you on your quest, although you'd need to watch out for flaming kamikaze kids running at you.

Dosent everyone have a Rambo survival knife with matches, fishing line, etc....

[Kev]

I addition you can make a wall of fire to deter others and buying time for much needed rest

lightweight as you can on the weapon since you will need to swing it fast and furious

I'm not sure how you could start a fire though.

Actually I've had a great idea. As a bonue for surviving a certain time period, 3 hours etc a weapons crate get's dropped in, you just need to be in the right place to get it, else the kiddies will and you will be in trouble then.

But a nice airdrop of a can of petrol and some matches would go a long way to helping you on your quest, although you'd need to watch out for flaming kamikaze kids running at you.

Dosent everyone have a Rambo survival knife with matches, fishing line, etc....

Well I guess if you are Redneck living in the deep south then probably yes, and also a rifle to shoot the Niggers

[Majesty]

Neither..

Cause I wouldn't find myself in that situation in the first place!!

[JT Rock]

I addition you can make a wall of fire to deter others and buying time for much needed rest

lightweight as you can on the weapon since you will need to swing it fast and furious

I'm not sure how you could start a fire though.

Actually I've had a great idea. As a bonue for surviving a certain time period, 3 hours etc a weapons crate get's dropped in, you just need to be in the right place to get it, else the kiddies will and you will be in trouble then.

But a nice airdrop of a can of petrol and some matches would go a long way to helping you on your quest, although you'd need to watch out for flaming kamikaze kids running at you.

Dosent everyone have a Rambo survival knife with matches, fishing line, etc....

Well I guess if you are Redneck living in the deep south then probably yes, and also a rifle to shoot the Niggers

Now now, lets leave Lyle out of this, John J. Rambo was a Vietnam Vet not a redneck........I live in the Northeast myself, and I never leave the house without my Spyderco Endura