I kinda need advice. Bad times.

[ono]

.....If this was Bilbo thread, at least we'd have pictures

Yeah but they'd all be of the back of her head, taken out of focus, without flash, with his weaker hand, from a den he's made in a clump of bushes. Useless for us, gold for him.

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Your all sad, shit, wrong and stupid. But mostly wrong and shit. Trying to get all retrospective on the issue like 'I don't see what the problem is' It's because YOU'RE SHIT.
And as for getting to the point sooner, talk about Irony. So I can't make her stop! I'll fuckin make her stop alright...

P.S Bil i'm clearly a 1000 times more attrative to women (and kids) than you'll ever be, you ugly mug.

Missy going on like I've got somethig to hide. IN THIS HELL HOLE?! It's the reason I brought this shit hear in the 1st place.

[superheavyrhun]

Your *1 all sad, shit, wrong and stupid. But mostly wrong and shit. Trying to get all retrospective on the issue like 'I don't see what the problem is' It's because YOU'RE SHIT.
And as for getting to the point sooner, talk about Irony *2. So I can't make her stop! I'll fuckin make her stop alright...

P.S Bil i'm clearly a 1000 times more attrative*3 to women (and kids) than you'll ever be, you ugly mug.

Missy going on like I've got somethig to hide. IN THIS HELL HOLE?! It's the reason I brought this shit hear*4 in the 1st place.

*1 - You're.
*2 - No need for a capital I.
*3 - attractive. Probably just a typo.
*4 - here.

I took the criticisms of sad and shit on the chin, but I'd have to dispute the other two aspects of the statement. And as for making her stop, I'd strongly advise just living with it until she stops of her own volition or either you get moved to another route, or she starts using a different bus.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Your *1 all sad, shit, wrong and stupid. But mostly wrong and shit. Trying to get all retrospective on the issue like 'I don't see what the problem is' It's because YOU'RE SHIT.
And as for getting to the point sooner, talk about Irony *2. So I can't make her stop! I'll fuckin make her stop alright...

P.S Bil i'm clearly a 1000 times more attrative*3 to women (and kids) than you'll ever be, you ugly mug.

Missy going on like I've got somethig to hide. IN THIS HELL HOLE?! It's the reason I brought this shit hear*4 in the 1st place.

*1 - You're.
*2 - No need for a capital I.
*3 - attractive. Probably just a typo.
*4 - here.

I took the criticisms of sad and shit on the chin, but I'd have to dispute the other two aspects of the statement. And as for making her stop, I'd strongly advise just living with it until she stops of her own volition or either you get moved to another route, or she starts using a different bus.

You clearly don't understand the pain the man is in. You complete and utter bastard.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Your all sad, shit, wrong and stupid. But mostly wrong and shit. Trying to get all retrospective on the issue like 'I don't see what the problem is' It's because YOU'RE SHIT.
And as for getting to the point sooner, talk about Irony. So I can't make her stop! I'll fuckin make her stop alright...

P.S Bil i'm clearly a 1000 times more attrative to women (and kids) than you'll ever be, you ugly mug.

Missy going on like I've got somethig to hide. IN THIS HELL HOLE?! It's the reason I brought this shit hear in the 1st place.

it took you 6 pages to say, there's this girl who's attractive who may or may not be flirting with me, I want her to cut it out.

SAME reply you muppet. Ignore her.

And yeah you are acting like you've got something to hide, especially when you post up - you had to stop posting because you heard the key turn in the lock.

[Nameless]

What about we all cut the crap here and start to act like adults? It's good for everybody. A simple question is about to spin the whole core of this forum (mostly involving people which I have a high respect intellectually)into bitter arguments rather than just discussing and exchanging point of views in order to find the most appropriate answer.

Sure, the girl is "just flirting" and that should not be a problem but it is for Jim who has some "attraction" and feels bad about it. Sure, some of you perhaps didn't deserve it when he said "you're all shit" but let's keep in mind that he probably said out of anger when some people didn't understand his point and made fun of it, which seems to be a sensitive topic to him as it touches his family. Now all this is getting a bit highly flamable stupidly as many of us are starting to take things in that matter way too personal.

So now you all goo to your rooms to meditate on what you've said and no cookies for snack. Except Andre. Andre can have some cookies.

[Kev]

Your all sad, shit, wrong and stupid. But mostly wrong and shit. Trying to get all retrospective on the issue like 'I don't see what the problem is' It's because YOU'RE SHIT.
And as for getting to the point sooner, talk about Irony. So I can't make her stop! I'll fuckin make her stop alright...

P.S Bil i'm clearly a 1000 times more attrative to women (and kids) than you'll ever be, you ugly mug.

Missy going on like I've got somethig to hide. IN THIS HELL HOLE?! It's the reason I brought this shit hear in the 1st place.

I'm not actually sure if Jim is joking around here or actually having a Milesesque meltdown. Either way it's funny stuff.

I would most definitely take my hat off to you if I wore one. Your ability to get schoolgirls to throw themselves at you on public transport without doing anything to illicit such attention most definitely singles you out as more attrative than I.

[ono]

Your *1 all sad, shit, wrong and stupid. But mostly wrong and shit. Trying to get all retrospective on the issue like 'I don't see what the problem is' It's because YOU'RE SHIT.
And as for getting to the point sooner, talk about Irony *2. So I can't make her stop! I'll fuckin make her stop alright...

P.S Bil i'm clearly a 1000 times more attrative*3 to women (and kids) than you'll ever be, you ugly mug.

Missy going on like I've got somethig to hide. IN THIS HELL HOLE?! It's the reason I brought this shit hear*4 in the 1st place.

*1 - You're.
*2 - No need for a capital I.
*3 - attractive. Probably just a typo.
*4 - here.

I took the criticisms of sad and shit on the chin, but I'd have to dispute the other two aspects of the statement. And as for making her stop, I'd strongly advise just living with it until she stops of her own volition or either you get moved to another route, or she starts using a different bus.

You clearly don't understand the pain the man is in. You complete and utter bastard.

Yeah you insensitive cunt. Some fucking scumbag smiled at him the other day. Give him a break.

edit : and i can confirm Bilbo is fairly (surprisingly) pleasant looking.

[superheavyrhun]

Yeah, I'm the fuckin bad guy here. You know what, you're all a bunch of ******* **** ****** **** ****ers.

[Gandalf]

Your all sad, shit, wrong and stupid. But mostly wrong and shit. Trying to get all retrospective on the issue like 'I don't see what the problem is' It's because YOU'RE SHIT.
And as for getting to the point sooner, talk about Irony. So I can't make her stop! I'll fuckin make her stop alright...

P.S Bil i'm clearly a 1000 times more attrative to women (and kids) than you'll ever be, you ugly mug.

Missy going on like I've got somethig to hide. IN THIS HELL HOLE?! It's the reason I brought this shit hear in the 1st place.

it took you 6 pages to say, there's this girl who's attractive who may or may not be flirting with me, I want her to cut it out.

SAME reply you muppet. Ignore her.

And yeah you are acting like you've got something to hide, especially when you post up - you had to stop posting because you heard the key turn in the lock.

Funny stuff.

[Gandalf]

Your all sad, shit, wrong and stupid. But mostly wrong and shit. Trying to get all retrospective on the issue like 'I don't see what the problem is' It's because YOU'RE SHIT.
And as for getting to the point sooner, talk about Irony. So I can't make her stop! I'll fuckin make her stop alright...

P.S Bil i'm clearly a 1000 times more attrative to women (and kids) than you'll ever be, you ugly mug.

Missy going on like I've got somethig to hide. IN THIS HELL HOLE?! It's the reason I brought this shit hear in the 1st place.

I'm not actually sure if Jim is joking around here or actually having a Milesesque meltdown. Either way it's funny stuff.

I would most definitely take my hat off to you if I wore one. Your ability to get schoolgirls to throw themselves at you on public transport without doing anything to illicit such attention most definitely singles you out as more attrative than I.

He's having a pretty good go of the milesesque breakdown. I must admit that I am fairly impressed. It's jolly good reading.

[Kev]

Jim really should have learnt from the experiences of others before him that posting about personal issues on here rarely goes well.

Don't throw your pearls to the pigs as Mr Jesus would say.

[CFH]

Jim really should have learnt from the experiences of others before him that posting about personal issues on here rarely goes well.

Don't throw your pearls to the pigs as Mr Jesus would say.

I find the opposite is true. Unless you happen to be insane...

[CFH]

Your all sad, shit, wrong and stupid. But mostly wrong and shit. Trying to get all retrospective on the issue like 'I don't see what the problem is' It's because YOU'RE SHIT.
And as for getting to the point sooner, talk about Irony. So I can't make her stop! I'll fuckin make her stop alright...

P.S Bil i'm clearly a 1000 times more attrative to women (and kids) than you'll ever be, you ugly mug.

Missy going on like I've got somethig to hide. IN THIS HELL HOLE?! It's the reason I brought this shit hear in the 1st place.

This has to be a joke...

In case it's not, I really REALLY want to hear how you're going to 'make her stop'.

[Kev]

Jim really should have learnt from the experiences of others before him that posting about personal issues on here rarely goes well.

Don't throw your pearls to the pigs as Mr Jesus would say.

I find the opposite is true. Unless you happen to be insane...

I'm thinking relationship advice and girls specifically. Myself, El Gamo, Amat, Ono, Miles, Dizaster, Booze etc, all subjects of derision on here at one time because of threads involving attraction to a girl...