Woman Troubles

[YounGun]

kiss on the cheek and not changing infront of you is her saying, "It's over, but I feel so bad, and don't have the balls to end it. Please end it for me."

Get out of there man... almost everyone loses the first one they care about. Learn your lessons from this, and always rest assured that another great woman is around the corner.

[Munkymagic]

There is plently more fish in the sea

Remember when i broke up with my first serious girlfriend and my nan said that to me. I wanted to strangle her with her own support tights.

[Snakey]

There is plently more fish in the sea

Remember when i broke up with my first serious girlfriend and my nan said that to me. I wanted to strangle her with her own support tights.

I would of said "WTF are you talking about, i like women nan not fucking fish"

[Steelie]

There is plently more fish in the sea

Remember when i broke up with my first serious girlfriend and my nan said that to me. I wanted to strangle her with her own support tights.

bahaha

FFS Just get stuck into the fat birds. Take some time to sulk for a bit then aim to do this :







That is all.

[Mad_Dog]

well sorta, I later asked "so, is your mind basically made up" she shook her head no, then i told her she can go to her meeting, and she gave me a hug and a kiss, ON THE CHEEK! then she went to change in the bathroom, so i just left!

and that my friend has just ended your relationship.

missy dont be a dope, she ended the relationship!!

dont put it on him. She was gone a long time ago. He stupidly did what you asked him to do. He should have listened to me. This woman has wanted out since the beggining. SOBO just did not realize it. I did.

here is the speech you give SOBO

Hi Gretchen (use any name you need) (what the fack call her gretchen just to piss her off!!!)

Listen, you and I had great times. But the time comes when a man has got to move on. sshhh dont interrupt.

This relationship is not good for me anymore. I packed up all your stuff that you left over at my place in a box. It is sitting by my front door. If you have not picked it up by tomorrow I am assuming that you dont want it so I will be throwing out. Now I would appreciate it, if you NEVER call me again, I dont want to hear from you, or even look at you. When I leave something behind, it stays behind and I never look back.

chow babe its been real

turn your back on her symbollically and for real. And walk out with the biggest smile on your face. Get angry, be angry. this woman just disregarded your feelings why should you care about hers.

dont stalk, forget her, go out with the boys, the chickies will eventually come.


ps
can I have your girlfriends number, women on the rebound are easy to score with. This is rule number 4 if you are trying to get laid.

Tom Leykis a radio personality suggests this. believe it works. This was not around when I was single but believe me it works. You can take this add my rules to it and you will get chicks believe me. for some reason I am not able to figure out, women do not like nice guys.

NEVER, EVER date a single mother. You already know her stance on abortion, she wont have one. Don't risk paying vaginamoney! PLUS, her kids will always come before you!

Never do what you don't want to do. You make the money, you decide where you are going and what you are doing.

Never tell a women how much money you make.

Don't EVER date co-workers! Unless you don't give a rats ass about your job, stay away from people you work with! It's always asking for trouble.

Never answer the phone, or go out on the weekend. Even if you really don't, you have to make it appear as though you have better things to do than be with her on the weekends.

Never spend more than 40 bucks on a date. This includes buying gifts, flowers, candy, jewelry, etc. It does NOT help in getting laid. It's a waste of money. If anything, buy alcohol and get her drunk.

NEVER approach a woman in a club who has her girlfriends with her. There is NO point, you will NOT get laid when women are in groups.

If you are not getting laid by the 3rd date, dump her and move on.

No spooning, no cuddling, no staying over. Get in, get out!

Never be in a committed relationship UNTIL you are really ready to settle down.

NEVER answer the phone on the weekends. It makes you look like you have nothing better to do. Weekends should be reserved for hanging out with your buddies or for guaranteed sex. Even if you really have nothing to do, let the answering machine take the call. You're busy.

Don't speak to women you work with unless it's related directly to work. Don't date them. Don't tell them they look nice. Don't comment on anything except whatever work needs you have, because you're a walking lawsuit waiting to happen.

[Mad_Dog]

the rules only apply if you ARE NOT in a relationship

once in a relationship, she is soul mate. however, if she breaks your trust and cheats on you then go out and find another one.

[Mad_Dog]

believe me when I say there will be more women. She is NOT the one for you despite what you may be thinking right now.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

the following rules only apply if you ARE NOT in a relationship

once in a relationship, she is soul mate.

Nah you see they both agreed to talk and figure it out then he runs off, that's the nail in coffin as far as she's concerned.

did the little lady make you write that?

[Mad_Dog]

Missy, I am upset at you woman! how dare you blame SOBO for ending the relationship. SHE Ended it.

that's it honey I aint gonna give you Mr. Big for an entire week. I will instead give Rebekah a "good day maam how do yo u do". She has been wanting me for a long time.

[Mad_Dog]

the following rules only apply if you ARE NOT in a relationship

once in a relationship, she is soul mate.

Nah you see they both agreed to talk and figure it out then he runs off, that's the nail in coffin as far as she's concerned.

did the little lady make you write that?

nah she is unconscious, I beat her with my "brad tennis shoes" cause she would not change the channel to the Sopranos

can you believe the gall?

[Mad_Dog]

Missy, I am upset at you woman! how dare you blame SOBO for ending the relationship. SHE Ended it.

that's it honey I aint gonna give you Mr. Big for an entire week. I will instead give Rebekah a "good day maam how do yo u do". She has been wanting me for a long time.

the following rules only apply if you ARE NOT in a relationship

once in a relationship, she is soul mate.

Nah you see they both agreed to talk and figure it out then he runs off, that's the nail in coffin as far as she's concerned.

did the little lady make you write that?

dont be nah'ing me babe!!!

ahh cut and run huh? you post and sign out and are gone. COWARD YOU KNOW YOU ARE TO BLAME!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Mad_Dog]

is anyone else turned on by this?


GAWD I want you more than ever my little communist princess. what I would not do to you. I would pour peaches on your belly and "hey nanny nanny" and slowly eat them off your body.

then of course I would have to kill you immediately after, I am a married man after all.

[Mad_Dog]

I might even chew on your foot after the peaches.

doesn't that sound hot? !!!! hmmmmmhhhhhhh

[Munkymagic]

then of course I would have to kill you immediately after, I am a married man after all.

Is that before or after you had driven her to Wales and left her?

[Mad_Dog]

well I would have done that except she is a bit chatty


blah blah blah blah is all I ever here from this broad