What Car do you have guys and gals?

[donnydarkoIRL]

A mitsubishi Carisma at the moment, worst car on the road no doubt.

Changing in the next month to a civic or Glanza GT.

[frozensolid_702]

2005 Nissan Xterra.

When my pops passed away, i inherited it.

[Puya]

2005 Nissan Xterra.

When my pops passed away, i inherited it.

I like that car but when I was lookin for a car most Nissan v6 engines eat too much fuel and I travel a lot. either way enjoy

[frozensolid_702]

2005 Nissan Xterra.

When my pops passed away, i inherited it.

I like that car but when I was lookin for a car most Nissan v6 engines eat too much fuel and I travel a lot. either way enjoy

I can almost make it from Las Vegas to Anaheim on one tank of gas alone (3.5-4hours) but it's a 22 gallon tank (or something like that)

The first half of the tank lasts a few hours, but after that needle hits the halfway point, you got about 45 minutes.

[Scrap]

Well what a carry on. The wife and my best mate whose got his own Garage and is a Motor Machanic decided that at my age it wasnt a good idea to get a Lexus again, I could Kill myself because I drive like a Boy Racer, But Ive never had an accident in 40 years of driving. So for the last 3 days Weve been going round Showrooms looking at cars. Saw some nice ones and liked the VW touareg Oh they wanted me to have a 4x4 liked it but only in silver. Wife dont like silver cars Fuck, Anyway Ive finnished up with a Mitsibushi Outlander with all the trimmings pick it up wednesday and Ive got to say Im not to excited about it. The only thing its got going for it is the sterio which is wicked on Harddrive and 650 watt, love my music loud. Anyway not to happy at the moment we will see, The wife says Jeremy Clarkson rates them highly, Fuck Clarkson.

[Andre]

Well what a carry on. The wife and my best mate whose got his own Garage and is a Motor Machanic decided that at my age it wasnt a good idea to get a Lexus again, I could Kill myself because I drive like a Boy Racer, But Ive never had an accident in 40 years of driving. So for the last 3 days Weve been going round Showrooms looking at cars. Saw some nice ones and liked the VW touareg Oh they wanted me to have a 4x4 liked it but only in silver. Wife dont like silver cars Fuck, Anyway Ive finnished up with a Mitsibushi Outlander with all the trimmings pick it up wednesday and Ive got to say Im not to excited about it. The only thing its got going for it is the sterio which is wicked on Harddrive and 650 watt, love my music loud. Anyway not to happy at the moment we will see, The wife says Jeremy Clarkson rates them highly, Fuck Clarkson.

I think its about time you went out and choose a dress for her indoors,
actually make it a whole outfit that she has to get around in for a year or more,
fairs fair.

[Scrap]

Shes getting an £80,000 extension on the House The Biulders are in. Dont seem fair its my money Honest. Im easy going my mate sided with her thats what pissed me off.

[Andre]

My misses took off with my mate,fuk I miss him.

[Scrap]

LMFAO cc

[Lords Gym]

enjoyed the reads Andre, Scrap, some good laughs .. I like you blokes !

[superheavyrhun]

My misses took off with my mate,fuk I miss him.

Quality work mate. CC for that....but I demand further gags!

[Scrap]

Sadly last night the wife was in an Air Crash she came off her Broom

[X]

X walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.

His wife is lying in bed reading.

X says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."

Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

X replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

[Scrap]

cc

[Andre]

Wife and husband go to motel.
theres only a room with split single beds.
during the night he calls out "does my little sweety want to come over and pay a little visit"?
On the way over to his bed she cracks her toe on the bed post and screams out, he comforts her, and she is moved by his tenderness and they make passionate love.
She heads back to her bed and cracks her other toe on the bed post on the way back and yells out.
He says :"Oh shut up you dopey cow or you'll wake the whole fucking place up".