I would politely ask her to take it back to Optimus Prime and also tell her to have a decent shower first in order to remove the stench of cheesy Hollywood blockbusters.
Anyway, you buggers I am not from Harrogate. I am from Worthing, but Harrogate was my last point of departure before embarking on a lifelong British embargo. I am quite familiar with various linguistic forms and readily adopt those patterns in various situations. 'Cor' is one of the great words in the British lexicon.
And as for my romantic way with words, indeed it is quite true that I never sound like Barry White. I don't look like him either, but my wife loves me for being the unique visionary that I am. I could serenade the stars and build a stairway to the moon, but we all know that stuff is utter hogwash. I am a pragmatic realist and some women like honesty. If I am anything, it is eccentric with a decent dose of honesty thrown in for good measure.
I agree with Bilbo too. Jim has always seemed so normal, this thread has been a bit of an eye opener.
I'm convinced this is parody now.
you are condemed with your own words and actions.
You said you had nothing to hide. Tell the truth to your mrs and the school and the girl. And while we're about it how about we all wish your kid gets cancer because you're feeling like a guilty motherfucker.
Before anyone pipes up. He started it. Don't dish it if you can't take it. Loser.
Totally, I so want to drive a bus and go mental because a girl flutters her eyelids. Jim was kind of normal, but he turned into Norman Bates, a peado version.
The problem is that to many posters in this thread seem to be stuck in thier ways of taking things way out of context, which is infuriating. It's actually maddening in a way....... But it's fine... I get it now. So like maggots on shit i'll let you usual suspects crawl all over this thread and turn Jimanuel Boogustus into what ever makes you feel better about yourself.
If what i have shared with you it really is too hard to conceive (your just gonna have to take my word for it dickheads) and it is much easier for you to pass me off as a nonse/ lunatic/ liar/ unfaithful then of course I can only say that it says more about you than it does me.
Doesn't necessarily apply to everyone but then in someway's I feel like I wanna say it might as well.
Ah lighten up and have a laugh. Lifes too short.
Let us know how it goes Jim.
I hope my maggot grub grows quickly because I would love to be a fly on the wall for the lecture this poor girl is about to receive. 'Hey Bridget, I need a word. You're going to have to stop saying hello to the school bus driver, he can't handle it. Also he says he can feel you staring at the back of his head sometimes. It's causing problems between him and his wife so I've arranged for you to face the other way, and you will have to get on the bus early whilst he's on his tea break. Walking past him unsettles him'.
Alternatively, the school have provided an Asda Bag For Life for you to put over your head for the entire duration of your journey.
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Problem is, you reckon what you really wanted to say you said on page 6 - you want her to stop 'flirting' at you. Notice I said at otherwise it's flirting WITH which takes both of you.
Added to this you original post which was nothing like what you said on p.6. If you want to turn round and say 'what I meant to say was', then that's your own fault for explaining it poorly, you can't blame others for your poor communication skills. How are we supposed to know what you mean unless you say what you mean![]()
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