Oscar Pistorius shoots girlfriend

[Saddo]

Reports that paralympic Oscar Pistorius shot his girlfriend by accident today as she was planing a valentines day surprise

if this is true the poor guy must be devastated... very sad news.

[GOAT]

Her dress clearly shows that she was frigid and hated life. Certainly some act of euthanasia.

[smashup]

He can't be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines and shoot all over his girlfriends face thinking she was someone else.?

[Howlin Mad Missy]

He can't be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines and shoot all over his girlfriends face thinking she was someone else.?

a variation of an earlier joke me thinks....

However, she was shot 4 times, hardly an accident, plus reports of previous domestic incidents.

[Cressa121]

Yeah I don't believe the accidental shooting thing. Previous reports of domestic disturbances and the neighbours saying they heard shouting and screaming from his house earlier that evening also makes it look more likely to me that he flipped out and killed her. I'm going to go out on a limb and say I think he'll get done for the murder, I don't think he's going to have a leg to stand on in court unless he stumps up for a top lawyer.

[El Kabong]

He can't be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines and shoot all over his girlfriends face thinking she was someone else.?

a variation of an earlier joke me thinks....

However, she was shot 4 times, hardly an accident, plus reports of previous domestic incidents.

"......well, to be honest I did see a spider" - Oscar Pistorius

[smashup]

I reckon she was cheating on him and he finally flipped... Looking forward to the movie.... Silence of the Limbs ..

[Andre]

He's the perfect height for jail favors.

[Andre]

He cant fight the fact he was armed.

[GOAT]

He can't be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines and shoot all over his girlfriends face thinking she was someone else.?

a variation of an earlier joke me thinks....

However, she was shot 4 times, hardly an accident, plus reports of previous domestic incidents.

She cleaned his Mac10 and accidently pulled the trigger while she looked into the pipe like she used to.....

[Howlin Mad Missy]

just like it noted Gatti gets 'killed' and you all call his mrs a cunt, a male athlete murders his girlfriend and it's a giggle.

[BIG H]

Sounds like he hasn't got a leg to stand on!

[El Kabong]

just like it noted Gatti gets 'killed' and you all call his mrs a cunt, a male athlete murders his girlfriend and it's a giggle.

When you say it like that it makes it seem bad...take it back

[Saddo]

just like it noted Gatti gets 'killed' and you all call his mrs a cunt, a male athlete murders his girlfriend and it's a giggle.

very good observation Missy... now get back in the f'ing kitchen and make me a sandwich

[Andre]

just like it noted Gatti gets 'killed' and you all call his mrs a cunt, a male athlete murders his girlfriend and it's a giggle.

You're missing we are calling both the murderers cunts in both cases,although in this case asshole is closer to the ground.

This asshole will get his soon enough,we are just priming the ways and showing how much we care for him now he has removed this babe from the planet and ripped off her life.

What else we going to do? we know its terrible ,she was a honey, waste of a life,they are all the obvious things to say, we are cutting edge here you know