I See Trump Is Struggling To Get A-List People To Perform For Him At His Inaugration

[Beanz]

I bet you would not say that to my face when I am in toxteth this spring.

If you stood on a box he might

[Dark Lord Al]

I'm sure The Don is really bothered Katy Perry etc. will not sing at his inauguration , he will probably cry in his champagne with sitting the Whitehouse chair.
If he choses a cigar from the humidor he better hope it doesn't taste of Lewinski.

[brocktonblockbust]

I bet you would not say that to my face when I am in toxteth this spring.

If you stood on a box he might

A shoe box? A Saddobox? Any box will do, even bagels and lox. As far as I'm concerned I will most definitely be traversing Manchester, Chester, Wrexham, Liverpool before my trip into Scotland, then back down for another 12 days in Jolly Ol'. After Nottingham I should have 9 days left, plenty of time for Sunday Dinner. What choices of boxes does England have? I say a sparring session is warranted, headgear and 12 ounce gloves, Beanz can ref, no standing 8, only Beanz can stop the fight, no 3 knockdown rule, 10 point Must System, in the event of a headbutt causing a cut, Beanz will tally the scorecards AFTER THE 4TH ROUND. Judges in attendance will be @DarkLordAl @Dia bando and a judge of @denilson200 choice.

Any box will do, but if no box is found I will fight at my barwfooted height of 5' 6.5" .....

TALE OF THE TAPE: I always win.