Damn traffic wardens!

[ryanman]

I can't stand traffic wardens.

The other day I was in town with my girlfriend.

We came out of the shops and saw one writing a parking ticket. I said to him 'oh please mate, can you just give me a break, I really can't afford this!'. He carried on writing it out completely ignoring me. So I called him a Nazi bastard. At this point he started writing a second ticket and put that on the windshield too.
My girl then starts really having a go at him, but to no avail as he starts writing out a THIRD ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.

[Master]

That was brilliant so much better than Mark TKO would ever tell it.

[Gandalf]

That was a well structured routine with an effective punchline. I would give you an A plus, but fear I may be accused of cronyism. It is on this basis that I reward you with an A minus. Keep up the good fight and may the resistance be with you.

[Master]

Ryanman is the new @Mark TKO!

[ryanman]

I used to do jokes on here. They were very funny. Quite unlike Mark's.

[Mark TKO]

'Were' being the key word as that one was fucking shit