I can't stand traffic wardens.
The other day I was in town with my girlfriend.
We came out of the shops and saw one writing a parking ticket. I said to him 'oh please mate, can you just give me a break, I really can't afford this!'. He carried on writing it out completely ignoring me. So I called him a Nazi bastard. At this point he started writing a second ticket and put that on the windshield too.
My girl then starts really having a go at him, but to no avail as he starts writing out a THIRD ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.