Signs that you are getting older

[Dia bando]

The Granddaughter insists on Knock hell out of me, I get no peace jumping shouting a 1000 questions
my Wife just laughs, when she goes home I am knackered , it's like a mad house 4 years of age
the energy levels are high, but well mine are nonexistent that's the trouble when your going older
turning into a Victor I don't believe it Meldrew.

[Andre]

Be much harder to survive it without a sense of humour.

[brocktonblockbust]

when you have to half-bend your legs in order to spit into the sink, or pick up/put down a bottle, say, on a little low table. Going down stairs, too, I kinda have to thrust my pelvis forward in order that my feet land on each step properly. I dont know wtf is going on.

[Xwetie]

showering* Not hot enough turns the knob over an inch, Satan himself pours out of the shower head and licks your back seductively

[pacfan]

...my niece recently gave me an iPhone for my birthday...

...and I don't know what to do with it.

[pacfan]

...noticed my knees getting little weaker, though I work out everyday. I guess I need more workout on my legs so I decided to do some hopping, which is a standard exercise for Japanese athletes. I wonder why it's not practiced in western world; hopping is a mighty good exercise for developing your leg mucles and strenght. Just be careful with you feet, achilles and all, which can be easily sprained or injured when doing hopping exercises, especially for beginners...

[Master]

...noticed my knees getting little weaker, though I work out everyday. I guess I need more workout on my legs so I decided to do some hopping, which is a standard exercise for Japanese athletes. I wonder why it's not practiced in western world; hopping is a mighty good exercise for developing your leg mucles and strenght. Just be careful with you feet, achilles and all, which can be easily sprained or injured when doing hopping exercises, especially for beginners...

I bend the one knee and do it about 30 times and then do the other knee without holding onto anything. It is hard and do it a couple of times in the day.

[Dia bando]

...noticed my knees getting little weaker, though I work out everyday. I guess I need more workout on my legs so I decided to do some hopping, which is a standard exercise for Japanese athletes. I wonder why it's not practiced in western world; hopping is a mighty good exercise for developing your leg mucles and strenght. Just be careful with you feet, achilles and all, which can be easily sprained or injured when doing hopping exercises, especially for beginners...

I bend the one knee and do it about 30 times and then do the other knee without holding onto anything. It is hard and do it a couple of times in the day.

Joint pain shit shit shit, when it gets cold it gets worse.

[Master]

...noticed my knees getting little weaker, though I work out everyday. I guess I need more workout on my legs so I decided to do some hopping, which is a standard exercise for Japanese athletes. I wonder why it's not practiced in western world; hopping is a mighty good exercise for developing your leg mucles and strenght. Just be careful with you feet, achilles and all, which can be easily sprained or injured when doing hopping exercises, especially for beginners...

I bend the one knee and do it about 30 times and then do the other knee without holding onto anything. It is hard and do it a couple of times in the day.

Joint pain shit shit shit, when it gets cold it gets worse.

When you start taking tablets to stay healthy, I have bought the fish oils @Andre recommend and take them everyday.

[Master]

Why is it so loud in the cinemas?

[Gandalf]

It is really loud in there and it is one of the reasons I won't go there. Maybe it is because half the audience is talking or else eating popcorn with their foul mouths wide open. Either way, when I watch a film I am quiet and keep my mouth closed. I am out of time and place in a cinema. I just watch films at home. It's much nicer.

[Master]

When you race against your son and pull your calf muscle losing your dignity.

[Chet Ripley]

You silently hope for the sweet embrace of death.

[brocktonblockbust]

you spend 60% of your time thinking about if you drank enough water/ate enough vegetables or fruits to take a good complete shit the next morning.

[Beanz]

You go on holiday and end up going to bed earlier than when you are at home. :-/