Ajose Olusegun v Henry Lundy card

[Memphis]

Don't really do round by rounds but as its too fucking hot to sleep I'm gonna dig in and watch this one.

First up some guy Named Charles Martin who looks like he's borrowed Shannon Briggs hair and Hector Camacho's shorts. Taking on some guy called Aaron Kinch who looks like he borrowed $20 dollars for KFC before getting in the ring.

Im quite liking Kinch actually. He cant really fight but he's fucking about with Martin who also cant fight. For what its worth Martin's 2 zip up.

[Memphis]

Kinch occasionally swinging for the fences. Martin trying his best to.......


Hold up, Kinch just got twatted with the uppercut. Kinch beats the count.

Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yeah, Martin bless him doesn't really know what he's doing, he all of a sudden forgets whats going on and just stands in front of kinch in some interesting positions before back peddling a bit, engaging his brain again and starting over.

3 zip to pineapple head.

[Memphis]

Kinch again nailed by the uppercut, Martin gives him a few more clumps around the ear for his trouble and the referee steps in.

Martin TKO 4.

Outstanding stuff.

[Memphis]

Next up Ryan Kielczweski V Miguel Soto at Super Feather.

Kielczweski 16 and 0, 3 by KO. Soto 11 and 0, 11 by KO. Depends on the level I guess but Soto might be a puncher, Kielczweski definitely isn't!

[Memphis]

Kielczweski wearing shades into the ring. I want him to lose already.

[Memphis]

Not a great deal of action there, I was going to give the round to Soto for the socks alone but then Kielczweski started to work and nicked it.

1 nil to CutMeMick wannabe.

[Memphis]

Busy start for Soto but Kielczweski tidy and pops him off with the left counter. Repeats the dosage several times over, this time with lead lefts. Better movement from Kielczweski, Soto's punches a little too wide.

2 zip Kielczweski .

[Memphis]

Soto got home with a couple there, Kielczweski dabbing at his eye momentarily. Kielczweski employing a running right hand lead, all very entertaining. Soto getting hurt by the body digs.

3 zip Kielczweski.

[Spicoli]

I think you're ahead of us bud, still have el' Futbol on and 40 minutes till start. How is that being a State side card

[Memphis]

Kielczweski more stationary now, happy to stand and punch, he's happy enough that Soto is dogshit. Soto Im sure is unsettled having someone in front of him who's sober, and punching back.

4 zip.

[Memphis]

Soto's punches are well....a bit shit.

Soto about to jack it in I think if Kielczweski piled it on

[Memphis]

Boom! there it is. He got Pac'd, left hook though. They don't get up from a faceplant.

I warmed to Kielczweski. Tidy work.

KO 5

[Memphis]

I think you're ahead of us bud, still have el' Futbol on and 40 minutes till start. How is that being a State side card

No idea mate Why couldn't I time travel to Floyd Canelo?

[Spicoli]

Nevermind, just read its 'same day tape' WTF! All in the name of South American soccer ffs. Lundy has fallen like a rock from his cocky perch, Ajose should crack him.

Showbox card on too. Ironic both Lundy and Molina are in make it or break it fights tonight.

[Memphis]

I really liked Olusegun early on, he looked like he might be something special. I look at him like a lower level Winky Wright or Sergio Martinez. Coming over the England because no one wants to fight you and bashing up blokes who think they've got something. He was calling out Ricky Hatton without ever really getting himself in position to. He was as they say president of the who needs him club. Where Martinez and Wright moved onto bigger and better things I think the opposite will happen with Ajose. I can see him drifting into obscurity. Starting here.