Ceiling Fans, Malt Liquor, and Ron Price: Investing in Bonds

[brocktonblockbust]

Way back in 2004 I had thought about buying a ceiling fan, but then changed my mind. I went to the drugstore instead and purchased, in hindsight, a bottle of Malt Liquor. As I swigged it down, in the hot devilish sun, I suddenly thought of investing in government bonds. @RonPrice came to mind, like a quickly arriving train with 4 boxcars and a caboose. I thought of caning the caboose, but then went and completed the investment in bonds. The malt liquor was good. @Andre @Master
What I then came to understand was that ALL ALONG, IT WAS RON PRICE WHO HAD BREWED THE MALT LIQUOR, AND WHO WAS IN NEED OF A CEILING FAN. The Holy Scripts of Baha 'i are nothing more than FILTHY DRIVEL, AS ALL IT IS IS PARAPHRASING WHAT ISLAM, CHRISTIANITY AND OTHER RELIGIONS HAVE ALREADY MOTHERFUCKING SAID AD NAUSEUM, THAT WE SHOULD SEEK TO KNOW AND LOVE GOD, THROUGH PRAYER, BLAH BLAH BLAH, AND WE SHOULD ALL UNITE AS ONE HUMANITY, BLAH BLAH BLAH, AND THAT ALL RELIGIONS ARE THE SAME RELIGION BLAH BLAH BLAH.

HOW FUCKING UNIQUE AND DYNAMIC IS THAT? SOME PSYCHO PERSIAN GUY IN 1835 SAYING HE IS THE MESSIAH, THE MAHDI, THE ONE WHO EVERYONE IS WAITING FOR!!!

LETS SEE, CHARLES MANSON SAID THAT, UHHHH, DAVID KORESH SAID THAT, UHHHH, MENACHIM SCHNEERSON SAID THAT, UHHHHH, SAI BABA IN INDIA SAID THAT. HOW FUCKING REFRESHING.

ANYBODY WHO BELIEVES IN ANY OF THE ORGANIZED RELIGIONS IS A MORONIC, ASININE, BRAIN-DEAD, SIMPLETON PISS-FACED CUNT.

[Gandalf]

Well said, Brockton. You have largely unlocked the tapestry and removed the shrink wrapping that most people will never be free of. We are the woken and we look into the eyes of the blue bloods and we know the score,though I would be very wary about the bonds market.

[brocktonblockbust]

Well said, Brockton. You have largely unlocked the tapestry and removed the shrink wrapping that most people will never be free of. We are the woken and we look into the eyes of the blue bloods and we know the score,though I would be very wary about the bonds market.

I love Miles.

[Gandalf]

Thank you. I love you too.

Your thread about love was very good too and I agree wholeheartedly with your sentiments.

[walrus]

Did you actually take the time to look up Bahai. I'm a bit curious but l am trying to avoid the temptation.

[brocktonblockbust]

A deluded cunt named bahaillula thought he was the Mahdi that Muslims are partially waiting for. Like countless cunt messiahs and messiah complex Charles Manson Jim Jones Jesus Christ Menachem schneerson Muhammad yeshua ha notzri And yeshua Ben land era . now they have discovered a third Jesus. Yeshua ha qumrani from qumran in Jordan. Fucking psychopaths.

[greynotsoold]

I hung ceilings for more than 20 years; alas, I had no fans. Last time I drank malt liquor, my friend and I got on his motorcycle and took a 110 mph death ride and lived. I invest in bonds and have employed a bailbondsman, for myself and others. Don't know shit about Ron Price, god bless him, and nothing he posts makes any sense to me.

[brocktonblockbust]

Well said.