Ouch! What an idiot!

[Diane]

Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself - Men's Health - FOXNews.com


Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself
Tuesday, June 30, 2009

A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."




He would have been better off doing it this way.

[Spicoli]

I'm stuck between scary and embarrassing.The fact that someone wood try that and that he could actually use little nail clippers

[Diane]

I'm stuck between scary and embarrassing.The fact that someone wood try that and that he could actually use little nail clippers

Well maybe we could give him a little slack, it could have been the bigger toe nail clippers.

[Gandalf]

Not a very clever thing to try and do. Why on earth would someone try to do it themselves when the hospital can do the process free of charge and under anaesthetic?

It is just not something you would ever contemplate doing!

[donnydarkoIRL]

What?!!
I mean Good God!!!!

[Chino]

Maybe it would be easier for a woman in a muslim country to try to circumcise herself. Crazy world.

[Kirkland Laing]

Lovely.

[Andre]

Dick Head

[Nameless]

Honestly... I am not sure what to say but one thing for sure: I certainly have no pity for that guy, he's as dumb as the woman who did try to dry her cat in the microwave.

[Kel]

They should list the exceptions of DIY in a safety booklet

[Andre]

Honestly... I am not sure what to say but one thing for sure: I certainly have no pity for that guy, he's as dumb as the woman who did try to dry her cat in the microwave.

We have a microwave heater, if we leave the door open we can sit back and relax in front of the fire all night long in just under 3 minutes!

[Nameless]

Honestly... I am not sure what to say but one thing for sure: I certainly have no pity for that guy, he's as dumb as the woman who did try to dry her cat in the microwave.

We have a microwave heater, if we leave the door open we can sit back and relax in front of the fire all night long in just under 3 minutes!

Hehe, all that while figuring up which nail clipper is the most adapted for the job?

[AdamGB]

Why would he want to chop it off anyway?

[Andre]

Why would he want to chop it off anyway?

Another sheep got himself crutched.
He probably got carried away with a biblical passage and wanted a fast route in to the heavenly blessings of being Jewish.

"Its a bit off, isnt it".

[Dizaster]

They must be totally crazy... I mean, how could a person expect to do that to themselves and not bleed to death...?

There was an episode of Nip Tuck where the kid tried to do that to himself with nail clippers... Of course, he did one snip, passed out, then nearly blead to death.. As any sane person would expect..

Although in favour of this guy, it is not the dumbest news report that has been posted here..