Kate McCann

[X]

After long and careful consideration, I have developed two theories on the above, which I thought I would postulate to you, O aficionados of knowledge.

1. Her nostrils are too small and slitty. This gives her a general air if mistrust. She might even be Michael Jackson in disguise as their noses are similar. This does not mean there is a lot of hope for Madeleine.

2. Despite having blonde hair, I note that her eyebrows are a) black and b) very carefully plucked. This means that she very likely is in possession of a big bushy box and that the collars and cuffs don't match.


That is all.

[Kev]

She looks weird to me too. She looks like she should be really attractive, long blonde hair, great figure but there is something almost serpent like about her face.

She could be straight out of the Devil's advocate.

[donnydarkoIRL]

In addition she is a doctor,
Women with a high level of intelligence in my expierience are uniformly evil.


And can someone tell me why the twins have not been named suspects?!!!!!!!

[skel1983]

In addition she is a doctor,
Women with a high level of intelligence in my expierience are uniformly evil.


And can someone tell me why the twins have not been named suspects?!!!!!!!

Them two barbie dolls from Big Brother?

[donnydarkoIRL]

Ha Ha jesus...Ha Ha
Nah i was pointing at the two year olds ha ha ha ha
Nice one skel

[BIG H]

I don't think they did it!

I think somebody that was with them or they met out there did though

[donnydarkoIRL]

I hate to say it, because its a horrible accusation if im wrong but, ti think they did do it

[Kev]

I hate to say it, because its a horrible accusation if im wrong but, ti think they did do it

Well I hate to say but I would definitely do Kate McCann, child killer or not :P

[X]

What's the difference between Smarties and sleeping pills?

Maddie wasn't allowed to have a whole pack of Smarties!

[X]

What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Madeleine McCann?

The Pope died a virgin.

[X]

There once was a young girl called Maddie
She had such an irresponsible daddy
Snatched from her bed
She's probably dead
Raped by a Portuguese baddy.

[X]

What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Madeleine McCann jokes?

Madeleine McCann jokes will get old.

[X]

Why is Madeleine McCann like a submarine?

Both are 10 feet under and full of seamen!

[X]

What does Johnny McRae have in common with Madeleine McCann?

They've both been shafted by their dad's chopper.

[X]

Whats the difference between the Scottish and Madeleine McCann?

The Scottish are still tight.