Just being helpful ......
I take me dog for a walk every evening, and instead of simply lobbing the plastic bag full of his poo into a hedge (a bit like Thor twirls his hammer), I have recently taken to posting chunks of it through the letterboxes of those people who have recently upset me.
After two weeks of this, I have now run out of sinners to smite.
So if any of you guys have enemies, or people against whom you bear a grudge, drop me a line with their addrssses and if it's on my usual dog walking route, I will gladly post them a letter from Postman Plop
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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