And how was your day?

[BoxingGorilla]

My girlfriend bought and set up a bird feeder. You can see it from the kitchen window.

Saturday morning about this time (8 a.m.) I was standing at the kitchen counter making a sandwhich and notcied that 8 or 9 types of birds were running each other off to get the seed. Boy, did that last sentence sound queer.

Anyway, I saw all those bird spieces fighting over the same eats and thought to myself how greedy and foolish it was for them to act that way. I felt like sauntering out there and kicking the pole.

" Aren't you all birds? Work together!" When I said that aloud it struck me that Aliens are prolly thinking about doing the same thing to us at this very moment.

I popped a Xanax after that and went straight back to bed.

[Saddo]

Lol ;d

[LEGION]

My girlfriend bought and set up a bird feeder. You can see it from the kitchen window.

Saturday morning about this time (8 a.m.) I was standing at the kitchen counter making a sandwhich and notcied that 8 or 9 types of birds were running each other off to get the seed. Boy, did that last sentence sound queer.

Anyway, I saw all those bird spieces fighting over the same eats and thought to myself how greedy and foolish it was for them to act that way. I felt like sauntering out there and kicking the pole.

" Aren't you all birds? Work together!" When I said that aloud it struck me that Aliens are prolly thinking about doing the same thing to us at this very moment.

I popped a Xanax after that and went straight back to bed.

[AdamGB]

So to cut a long story short you had a panic attack due to a bird feeder.

[AdamGB]

Oh and to answer your question: Shit

[boozeboxer]

Blue Jays are the worst. I used to shoot them with a bb gun and let the other birds feed freely.


I like seeing all the birds dick around.