Smoothie Maker

[Master]

Recommend a smoothie maker for me please?

I am thinking of getting the Nutri Ninja 900W Nutritional Blender £70 want to use it 5 times a week and stay healthy.

What have you lot got?

[Beanz]

Teeth

[Master]

Teeth

My teeth are going need something to suck the food.

[Gandalf]

Nutribullet.

Recipe:

Banana
Cup of berries
spoon of chia seeds
Spoon of coconut
Handful of raw almonds
3 spoons of greek yogurt
Cup of milk.

Plenty of energy and nutrients in that. Give up bread completely.

[walrus]

Nutribullet.

Recipe:

Banana
Cup of berries
spoon of chia seeds
Spoon of coconut
Handful of raw almonds
3 spoons of greek yogurt
Cup of milk.

Plenty of energy and nutrients in that. Give up bread completely.

Sounds like that might make you gay perhaps u should just chug sperm

[Master]

Any more recipes?

[walrus]

Ice, banana and milk with a touch of sugar. Delicious.

[Master]

Ice, banana and milk with a touch of sugar. Delicious.

No sugar that is an evil chemical from the capitalist bourgeois aiming to kill the proletariat.

[walrus]

Ice, banana and milk with a touch of sugar. Delicious.

No sugar that is an evil chemical from the capitalist bourgeois aiming to kill the proletariat.

Damn I only got use half a teaspoon but if the strawberries are at peak ripeness you can forego the sugar

[p4pking]

I have a nutribullet as well, it's really useful for cooking and stuff too.

My favourite smoothie is

1 whole loaf of white bread
1 cup of sugar
1 cup of food coloring
1 cup of ice cubes made from strong beer
1 cup of aspartame
2 tablespoons of salt
3 tablespoons of tobacco



I usually have it as a hangover tonic.

[Master]

Gandalf said give up the bread?

[p4pking]

Gandalf couldn't carry my jockstrap.

[SlimTrae]

Nutribullet


@walrus... might as well chug jizzz.. That's cold blooded. lol!

[TitoFan]

Recommend a smoothie maker for me please?

I am thinking of getting the Nutri Ninja 900W Nutritional Blender £70 want to use it 5 times a week and stay healthy.

What have you lot got?

Ever consider juicing?
Been doing it for a couple of months now, and surprisingly enough I've grown quite fond of it.

[Master]

Recommend a smoothie maker for me please?

I am thinking of getting the Nutri Ninja 900W Nutritional Blender £70 want to use it 5 times a week and stay healthy.

What have you lot got?

Ever consider juicing?
Been doing it for a couple of months now, and surprisingly enough I've grown quite fond of it.

What is that? I am not taking drugs.