Re: All I can say is wow
Wow....crazy crap there, but most impressive has to be the fact that you remembered the BBP.
And yeah, I agree with how most people have no idea what a real street fight can be like. My father in law to be was a bouncer most of his life. I honestly think I can take him in a rule-controlled match. He's a big guy, took karate most of his life, but he's gotten out of shape. But my girlfriend told me some of the shit she's seen him do (they live in a recently become gang infested area....its a tradegy whats happened to the town, but thats for a different time.)
Apparently, one time some guy tried to hold them up with a knife, so he gave the guy his wallet. As soon as he turned around, he picked up a rock and whipped it at the guys head. He then picked up another big rock and smashed his knife hand with it while he was still on the ground. (He had her run away while he did this...she ran into a store and watched from there)
That in addition to all sorts of similar finger breaking scenarios at bars and whatnot.
Kind of makes you realize just how hardcore a REAL fight can be, and how just knowing to box, or Judo, or BJJ really WON"T help you as much as you think against some of the crazy assholes out there.
Boxing is like a handjob, and MMA is like a hot sweaty orgy with 5 chicks. I could never say no to a handjob, but which would you rather have?
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