The Americans vs the Glaswegians

[Munkymagic]

I got this off another site. Quite funny. Referring to the attack on Glasgow airport a couple of weeks ago

If this had happened in a US airport, compared to Glasgow
Eyewitness accounts.

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America: "Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about,i just ran for my life. I thought i was gonna die, he got so close to me"

Glasgow: "Kunt wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a good boot, then decked him"

America: " I just wanna get home, away from here. I just wanna get home, I thought i was gonna die"

Glasgow: " here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a f*ckin' plane!"

America: " there was pandemonium, people were running in all directions, we didn't know what was happening i thought i was gonna die"


Glasgow: "Fukk this fir a kerry oan, moan we ll get a pint in"

America: " We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister, and was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were gonna die, I just ran for my life"


Glasgow: "a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire, and the dafty couldnae even open his boot, he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot to the baws"


America: there was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought i was gonna die"


Glasgow: " There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire it wis like that"


America: " I'm too traumatized even to speak, I thought i was gonna die"


Glasgow: "here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it"


finally, two quotes from an eye-witness.........john smeaton (these are real)

John just surpassed himself on the National ITV new. The interviewer
asked
"What message do you have for the bombers" - he replied "This is Glasgow
we'll just set aboot ye"
John done an interview on cnn and they asked how he restrained the guy
and he said "me and other folk were just tryin tae get the boot in and some
other guy banjoed him" !

[BIG H]

I got this off another site. Quite funny. Referring to the attack on Glasgow airport a couple of weeks ago

If this had happened in a US airport, compared to Glasgow
Eyewitness accounts.

----------------------------

America: "Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about,i just ran for my life. I thought i was gonna die, he got so close to me"

Glasgow: "Kunt wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a good boot, then decked him"

America: " I just wanna get home, away from here. I just wanna get home, I thought i was gonna die"

Glasgow: " here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a f*ckin' plane!"

America: " there was pandemonium, people were running in all directions, we didn't know what was happening i thought i was gonna die"


Glasgow: "Fukk this fir a kerry oan, moan we ll get a pint in"

America: " We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister, and was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were gonna die, I just ran for my life"


Glasgow: "a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire, and the dafty couldnae even open his boot, he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot to the baws"


America: there was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought i was gonna die"


Glasgow: " There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire it wis like that"


America: " I'm too traumatized even to speak, I thought i was gonna die"


Glasgow: "here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it"


finally, two quotes from an eye-witness.........john smeaton (these are real)

John just surpassed himself on the National ITV new. The interviewer
asked
"What message do you have for the bombers" - he replied "This is Glasgow
we'll just set aboot ye"
John done an interview on cnn and they asked how he restrained the guy
and he said "me and other folk were just tryin tae get the boot in and some
other guy banjoed him" !

Banjoed him - ahahaha

[Memphis]

hahahahaha

What a star

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

"Fukk this fir a kerry oan, moan we ll get a pint in"

[Swashbuckling Gordy]

Fucking Brilliant .


Loved it on 8 out of 10 Cats .

Jimmy Carr : That was the most violent thing to happen in Glasgow that weekend .

Sean Whathisface : No its wasnt .

JC : I know just made it up .


Can you imagine Rab C Nesbitt after a row with Mary Doll ?
He's waiting to get booked in when they Bring the Suicide Failure in still smoking .



Rab : Wa ya in fee ?

Rab : Wa ya in fee , Pal ?

Rab : Quiet loddy so you are , don't let these Bastards grind ya doon we man.

Rab : ( to the Polis ) Bastdards so you are ...


Probably funnier in my head .

[Swashbuckling Gordy]

Just dug this up, Rabs no everywans cup of Tea but for a Transplanted Weegie its a slice of life .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1Jz7M7TJn4

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

I used to love Rab C Nesbit!

I was only a wee'un when i used to watch it

[Punisher136]

I got this off another site. Quite funny. Referring to the attack on Glasgow airport a couple of weeks ago

If this had happened in a US airport, compared to Glasgow
Eyewitness accounts.

----------------------------

America: "Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about,i just ran for my life. I thought i was gonna die, he got so close to me"

Glasgow: "Kunt wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a good boot, then decked him"

America: " I just wanna get home, away from here. I just wanna get home, I thought i was gonna die"

Glasgow: " here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a f*ckin' plane!"

America: " there was pandemonium, people were running in all directions, we didn't know what was happening i thought i was gonna die"


Glasgow: "Fukk this fir a kerry oan, moan we ll get a pint in"

America: " We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister, and was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were gonna die, I just ran for my life"


Glasgow: "a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire, and the dafty couldnae even open his boot, he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot to the baws"


America: there was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought i was gonna die"


Glasgow: " There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire it wis like that"


America: " I'm too traumatized even to speak, I thought i was gonna die"


Glasgow: "here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it"


finally, two quotes from an eye-witness.........john smeaton (these are real)

John just surpassed himself on the National ITV new. The interviewer
asked
"What message do you have for the bombers" - he replied "This is Glasgow
we'll just set aboot ye"
John done an interview on cnn and they asked how he restrained the guy
and he said "me and other folk were just tryin tae get the boot in and some
other guy banjoed him" !

That's probably accurate. If America becomes anymore pathetic, i might have to move.