Scraping out your ass with rough toilet paper really feels ~revolutionary~ after YEARS OF DOING IT MUSLIM WAY and shooting *** HOT JETS OF WATER UP YOUR ASS***
DAMN I forgot how good rough toilet paper feels.
Scraping out your ass with rough toilet paper really feels ~revolutionary~ after YEARS OF DOING IT MUSLIM WAY and shooting *** HOT JETS OF WATER UP YOUR ASS***
DAMN I forgot how good rough toilet paper feels.
You have to stand , this sitting bollocks is ridiculous.
Funnily enough I fucked my back up a couple of weeks ago and I had to use your George Washington method.
I tell you what , I was so worried I wouldn't be able to wipe my ass .
You then realise how much you take for granted having a decent back.
@Primo Carnera and @Batman have now become a part of my permanent VIP Club being so cool and so open-minded as to comment on this subject in the way in which they did so Frank and honest and open-hearted unlike so many of the other posters who are uptight and have Hang-Ups and cannot openly post on subjects like this
Don't you find it's better to get the majority cleared up before standing though, I mean if you have had a rather loose stool then you stand up and make a right mess of your rusty sherrif badge, remember when you was at school and they made you paint half a butterfly and then fold the page over to complete the painting? That is the exact process your arse cheeks go through if you stand up straight away.
Next person who shitposts is permobanned, that's from the big guy himself. We will not tolerate shit talk on this forum. You guys were pushing it with the ZOG stuff but this has crossed a line
Slight overreaction me thinks! It's not even about sh@t it's about personal hygiene.
@Primo Carnera walrus has descended into #Permo-Shittiness and he'll never return
you Walrus have been, by Primo, damn @Primo Carnera has ~fucked~
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