The Redhead

[Mark TKO]

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking
her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.


Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.


He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.!


'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.


They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.


After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for
breakfast.


They had a wonderful, wonderful time.


The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!


'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'


'No,' she replies. .








Wait for it.















It's coming.















The suspense is killing you, isn't it?




She says:









'You just happened to catch my eye.'

[donnydarkoIRL]

Oh soooo corny!!!

[yvonne]

What's the definition of a strawberry?

















A fanny with blackheads!

[amat]

Hahaha

I wish you would post more of these things they are all great.

[yvonne]

A court case is in progress involving a incident with three frogs.

The Judge calls in frog number1 into the room:

Judge asks:-I understand that you made a disturbance under the water!Whats your story?


Frog1:- I was just blowing off bubbles under the water you honour.


Judge calls in frog number2 into the room:

Judge asks:-I understand that you made a disturbance under the water!Whats your story?


Frog2:-I was just blowing off bubbles under the water too your honour.


The Judge calls in frog number3 into the room:


Judge asks:-I understand that you made a disturbance under the water!
Whats your story?


Frog3:- "Well my name is called BUBBLES!!!!"

[CutMeMick]

Good one Mark....

[boozeboxer]

A court case is in progress involving a incident with three frogs.

The Judge calls in frog number1 into the room:

Judge asks:-I understand that you made a disturbance under the water!Whats your story?


Frog1:- I was just blowing off bubbles under the water you honour.


Judge calls in frog number2 into the room:

Judge asks:-I understand that you made a disturbance under the water!Whats your story?


Frog2:-I was just blowing off bubbles under the water too your honour.


The Judge calls in frog number3 into the room:


Judge asks:-I understand that you made a disturbance under the water!
Whats your story?


Frog3:- "Well my name is called BUBBLES!!!!"

Clubber can use this when he is talkign to his dead frogs.

[amat]

I'm pretty sure Clubber was in fact Frog number 2 in that case but that's a discussion for another day.