The Bad Fires Are Good!!!
I got very drunk yesterday and vaguely remember drinking pints of Long Island Ice Tea and vaguer memories of being thrown out of a bar.
I am a tad hungover today and was not looking forward to driving 30 miles over a mountain to stand in a smoky casino listening to people whine about losing their money - like I care....
So imagine my delight when I hear that the wildfires in SoCal have caused the closure of my casino. 250,000 people have been evacuated, many have lost their homes but my knackered ass can go back to bed.
Am I an evil bastard for being pleased
I'm never drinking again (I am a liar)
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