ME vs FAN... bout declared a draw

[SalTheButcher]

that motherfucker took a cheap shot in the dark, i slammed my foot into that bastard before i turned the lights on and my damn toe still hurts like fuck from yesterday, but i laced that son of a bitch after i slammed my toe into it, and i gave it quite a dent


if i had known it would hurt for this long i would have finished the bum

[gyrokai]

What the hell happened man? Did you get into a fight tonight? What happened?

[Gandalf]

well, it seems you held your own....well done. after all you could have conceded defeat to the fan and that would just be unthinkable...

probably more entertaining than toney: rahman as well

[SalTheButcher]

What the hell happened man? Did you get into a fight tonight? What happened?

no, i walked into a fan, and that shit hurt my toe, so i punched the fuck out of it

[SalTheButcher]

well, it seems you held your own....well done. after all you could have conceded defeat to the fan and that would just be unthinkable...

probably more entertaining than toney: rahman as well

damn straight, and you can bet your ass that damn dresser learned not to fuck wit me

[OumaFan]

I'm totally confused. Did you hit your toe on a dresser or a fan? If it was a fan, what was it doing on the floor? Either way I'm glad you punched it, being disrespected by a fan is uncalled for

[SalTheButcher]

its one of those confounded floor units, you plug it in and jack it up in a window but it was on the floor

the dresser is right by it, i was sayin that dresser will now think twice after seeing what the fan got for fuckin wit me

[Gandalf]

well, it seems you held your own....well done. after all you could have conceded defeat to the fan and that would just be unthinkable...

probably more entertaining than toney: rahman as well

damn straight, and you can bet your a** that damn dresser learned not to F*** wit me

i once had a fight with one of my dumb bells. i came home after a night on the beers, switched on the tv and decided it would be a good idea to lift a few weights. i stumbled over and started lifting and watching tv at the same time. for some reason, in my drunken malaise i unwittingly smacked the weights into my lip. it hurt like hell. i felt my lip and it was swollen and there was a lovely crimson blood on my finger. i was drunk so didnt think too much about it, watched some tv and then went to bed. the next day i woke up with a blinding hangover and a stinging pain around my mouth. i went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror and i seemed rather elephant man esque. not pretty.

i had a couple of days off work as i hid and waited for my swollen lip to mend....it didnt look too good

i lost that one by tko....

[Gandalf]

ive never been assaulted by a fan though....thats a pretty tough one to deal with...

[gyrokai]

Heheh