Originally Posted by
bilbo
Imagine if all the retailers started making their own
condoms but kept their own tag lines......
Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have
silk
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your
hand
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated
enough
Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing
Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going
Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's
that simple
Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper
Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's
the pain?
Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do
all the hardwork
Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile
Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault Condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof
in about 30 minutes
Domestos Condoms - gets right under the rim!!
Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms
just cannot reach
Carlsburg Condoms - probably the best condom in the
world
Mars Condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and
play
AA Condoms - they're the 4th emergency service
Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal
Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor
seller !!)
McDonalds Condoms - I'm Lovin' it
Kelloggs Frosties Condoms - Bring out the Tiger in you
- They're Grrreeeaaattt
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Ok this is not really about boxing, but heck it's funny!
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