Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

[brad4dboxer]

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

What do you do!!!

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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click...... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click...... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click...... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.

Daughter:
"Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Son:
"Can I shoot the next one!"

Wife:
"You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"

[Wacko3205]

"You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"

Heh heh heh.



Now that was funny...unless they were talking about a mullet...in that case...I'm sorry B.

[amat]

Heh heh CC.

Lyle is all over this one.

[amat]

And btw, the Buckeyes are scary this year. WIth the speed they have on the corners with Ginn and Holmes, and Smith at the helm. Defense is a question mark though, at least I think. I'm glad they don't play the Irish. Notre Dame and their slow defense doesn't match up well with yall Ohio folk. Outside of Michigan, I think Penn State and maybe MSU are the only legit threats to beat you this year.

And for the record, TCU will be a BCS team. Just wanted to get that down.

[brad4dboxer]

Cool.
I hear you amat.

The Buckeye defense actually has just reloaded very well.
People won't know these guys names for a few weeks, but they WILL know them.
I didn't expect the defense to be this good after loisng 9 starters of last year.
We are fortunate that Tressel substitutes liberally & none of these "no-name" guys are shy about playing time, as they have all already had quite a bit, & aren't nervous about playing in front of 105,000 big mouthed brad4dboxer types.
I'm more concerned with the firepower we have on the offensive side of the ball getting on the same page.
Last year, Ohio State had loads of talent offensively, but didn't really prove it till the end of the season.
(Against the Irish... ((sorry))

I always will respect Notre Dame, & I think their Footbal Program is now on the right track.
Love Coach Weis.
Bradey Quinn grew up about 40 miles from me & I think he is a flat out stud.

IMO if Notre Dame can get past their 4 straight weeks against Big Ten opponents, & Buckeye Football can beat teams that they are better than (all of them), it could be a repeat of the Fiesta Bowl last year.
Weird that we didn't play each other for 50 years & then 3-times so far in the last 10 years.
When ever Ohio State plays Notre Dame it is good for NCAA football.

Good luck this season amat.

[El Kabong]

Heh heh CC.

Lyle is all over this one.

...making sure someone that was trying to kill you is really DEAD and not just wounded isn't against any laws in my book

[amat]

Cool.
I hear you amat.

The Buckeye defense actually has just reloaded very well.
People won't know these guys names for a few weeks, but they WILL know them.
I didn't expect the defense to be this good after loisng 9 starters of last year.
We are fortunate that Tressel substitutes liberally & none of these "no-name" guys are shy about playing time, as they have all already had quite a bit, & aren't nervous about playing in front of 105,000 big mouthed brad4dboxer types.
I'm more concerned with the firepower we have on the offensive side of the ball getting on the same page.
Last year, Ohio State had loads of talent offensively, but didn't really prove it till the end of the season.
(Against the Irish... ((sorry))

I always will respect Notre Dame, & I think their Footbal Program is now on the right track.
Love Coach Weis.
Bradey Quinn grew up about 40 miles from me & I think he is a flat out stud.

IMO if Notre Dame can get past their 4 straight weeks against Big Ten opponents, & Buckeye Football can beat teams that they are better than (all of them), it could be a repeat of the Fiesta Bowl last year.
Weird that we didn't play each other for 50 years & then 3-times so far in the last 10 years.
When ever Ohio State plays Notre Dame it is good for NCAA football.

Good luck this season amat.

CC. Class approach. If roles were reversed, I would have made just bragging about the Irish victory

True about the defense though. As much as I dislike him, Tressel is a brilliant coach. Also good point bout the offense getting on track. For most of the year, Ginn was scary in a "what if" could of way. Kind of like Reggie Bush was in his early USC career.

That Irish schedule is brutal though. I love the fact that they're on tv each week for me here in California, but USC, Michigan, MSU, Penn State (who I'm REAL scared of with their speed at wideout). Not to mention that about every game in between is a trap game.

[brad4dboxer]

I love the fact that they're on tv each week for me here in California, but USC, Michigan, MSU, Penn State (who I'm REAL scared of with their speed at wideout). Not to mention that about every game in between is a trap game.

I think Penis Penn Stae might have another down year this year.
Then the "Joe is too old" talk will surface again.
I really like that one linebacker, though.
That one dude who was injured.
We sucked last year when we played them.
That was flat out uninspired football.
I'm hoping we fix that this year.

Purdue guys would love nothing more than to hit the Domers wit a blindside.
That in-state stuff is a rivalry that goes overlooked.

Take care out there on the left coast.

[El Kabong]

sooooo Bradleyo what do you think about YOUR BOY Maurice Clarett?

[brad4dboxer]

What do you think about my TEAM?
The #1 Buckeyes of THE_Ohio State University?
What did you think about them being ranked #1 preseason?
What did you think about them dis-fucking-troying the #2 team in the nation who were last years National Champion LongHorns?
Hmmmmmmm?



Yo Lyle? Can't hear you...

{cue the sound of crickets chirping}

Hello?

Das what I thought.

[Lords Gym]

Re: The first joke = Fucking tops ! I love it ! CC in 24 !


Re: Your Team Ohio State = Congrats on your victory ! however Austin is my stomping ground I am about that beat down , afraid that’s just the beginning of many heading our way .. When I stop a realize that Vince Young won half the games for us last year, its really no surprise though.

[El Kabong]

The Buckeyes will get beat, you just wait and see....the SEC will provide some pretty good teams as well. As for my team, I can't talk much, ECU is still rebuilding but they do have the toughest schedule in the nation they play like 8 bowl teams this year.

[CountryBoy]

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

What do you do!!!

.................................................. ...............
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
.................................................. ..............

Republican's Answer:
BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click...... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click...... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click...... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.

Daughter:
"Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Son:
"Can I shoot the next one!"

Wife:
"You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"

Redd