I heard that the 61 year old Sly wears depends into the ring.
Taking a liver shot,that is a shot on one of his huge liver spots,
Rocky retains his conciousness but suffers incontinance.
Filling his padded old man undies with Heavyweight Championship poop.
Looking up to the sky he calls out in his brain damaged,garbled voice to his dead wife "Adrian.......I did it again..........."