Chat Up Lines

[BIG H]

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

My name's.............. That's so you know what to scream.

My name's.............. but you can call me "lover."

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Can I flirt with you?

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?": Checking to see if you were made in heaven.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

[Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

So... How am I doin'?

How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

[Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.

Hey, that's a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

[Regard her outfit] Gee, that's becoming on you, if you wore me, I'd be coming on you too.

Get your coat love, you've pulled.

Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.

What do you want for breakfast?

How would you like to spend the night looking at my bedroom ceiling?

Let me show you the way to heaven.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I'm easy. Are you?

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) If I made you come this fast with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

I would crawl naked in the cold rain, on broken glass, just to hear you speak over the telephone!

I think you're the light at the end of my tunnel.

I didn't believe in angels until I meet you!

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I bet you're tired of hearing chat up lines, when words can't be compared or express the true nature of your beauty!

When I look into your eyes I see the Moon and the stars.

Your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look at me my nuts tighten

I may not be the best looking man in here, but I'm the only one talking to you

You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I will certainly make your bed rock

Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

Hi, my name's Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman?

I'm a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite?

Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there

If its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys yours

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if I do?

Why are you going, when you could be coming?

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

Can you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on that!

Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

Can I tickle your belly button? From the inside.

Do you like fruit? Suck this its a fucking peach.

Break a bit of ice on the bar and say "Now I've broken the ice can I buy you a drink?"

I'm like Domino's Pizza, if you don't come in 30 minutes the next one is free...

Fancy a Pizza and a shag? NO! Why, don't you like Pizza?

To a ugly woman...''I never look at the mantle piece when I'm poking the fire''

Want to see my boner?

My hands are cold, can I put them in your bra to warm up?

Here, have another bottle of wine.

Hey baby, wanna get lucky?

Over here, now, bitch

Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

If your left is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays?

You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.

I'd look good on you.

When does your centerfold come out.

So do ya wanna see something really swell?

I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.

You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!

Are you a model?

How's yer fanny for cracking walnuts?

Excuse me but do you believe in pre-marital sex? No. Well I'm married, lets Fuck!

Excuse me, you have the whitest teeth I've ever cum across.

I sure like the cover of your book, can I check out the pages in between.

Do you need a gardener? (no) can I trim your bush anyways?

Do you want to fuck or do I owe you an apology?

Baby, you look finer than a new set of snow tires! Do you mind if I jurkoff on your tits?

Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job? no, what are you doing for lunch tomorrow?

Would you like to dance? [she says "no"] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!

Do you spit or swallow?

Lets stand toe to toe and get something straight between us!

That dress is very becoming on you, but if I was on you, I'd be cumming too!

Wanna sit down? Here let me clear off a spot for you to sit. (while wiping of your mouth with your hand)

Let's play war, I'll lay down and you blow the fuck out of me!

Have you ever been kissed on the navel? Yes! From the inside?

Nice tit's what's your name?

Hi there, do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise cocks!!

Hi, my name is (your name), and you can tell me yours when you catch your breath.

Excuse me, I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way to your heart.

Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem!

Can you drive? Well, back onto this (pointing to dick)

Do you like dried biscuits? Eat this it's a cracker!

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Are those real?

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I

I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Hey lady, let me slay you with my sword of luurve.

Wanna come back to my house and do some Maths? You can subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we'll multiply.

Your arse is like a basketball, mind if I dribble all over it?

I like your tits, can I touch them?

I've got the body of a chippendale,.... he's buried under the patio at home.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you swallow ten inches?

You wanna get jiggy with Mr. Biggy?

[BIG H]

My personal favourite

Nice shoes. Wanna F***?

[ICB]

that was quality list mate cc in 24

[BIG H]

that was quality list mate cc in 24

[Tito BHB]

Hahah..Yeh you pretty much covered all of mine...

But i still got these bad boyss

You dont sweat much for a fat lass ...

and

You must be a parking ticket..Cos you got fine written all over you.

So wasup big h? have i pulled?
Peace

[Bookkeeper]

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

My name's.............. That's so you know what to scream.

My name's.............. but you can call me "lover."

Nice shoes. Wanna F***?

Can I flirt with you?

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?": Checking to see if you were made in heaven.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

F*** me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

[Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

So... How am I doin'?

How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

[Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.

Hey, that's a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

[Regard her outfit] Gee, that's becoming on you, if you wore me, I'd be coming on you too.

Get your coat love, you've pulled.

Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.

What do you want for breakfast?

How would you like to spend the night looking at my bedroom ceiling?

Let me show you the way to heaven.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I'm easy. Are you?

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) If I made you come this fast with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

I would crawl naked in the cold rain, on broken glass, just to hear you speak over the telephone!

I think you're the light at the end of my tunnel.

I didn't believe in angels until I meet you!

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I bet you're tired of hearing chat up lines, when words can't be compared or express the true nature of your beauty!

When I look into your eyes I see the Moon and the stars.

Your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look at me my nuts tighten

I may not be the best looking man in here, but I'm the only one talking to you

You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I will certainly make your bed rock

Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

Hi, my name's Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman?

I'm a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite?

Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there

If its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys yours

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if I do?

Why are you going, when you could be coming?

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

Can you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on that!

Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

Can I tickle your belly button? From the inside.

Do you like fruit? Suck this its a F****** peach.

Break a bit of ice on the bar and say "Now I've broken the ice can I buy you a drink?"

I'm like Domino's Pizza, if you don't come in 30 minutes the next one is free...

Fancy a Pizza and a shag? NO! Why, don't you like Pizza?

To a ugly woman...''I never look at the mantle piece when I'm poking the fire''

Want to see my boner?

My hands are cold, can I put them in your bra to warm up?

Here, have another bottle of wine.

Hey baby, wanna get lucky?

Over here, now, bitch

Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

If your left is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays?

You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.

I'd look good on you.

When does your centerfold come out.

So do ya wanna see something really swell?

I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

Are those pants from outer space? Cause that a** is out of this world.

You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!

Are you a model?

How's yer fanny for cracking walnuts?

Excuse me but do you believe in pre-marital sex? No. Well I'm married, lets F***!

Excuse me, you have the whitest teeth I've ever cum across.

I sure like the cover of your book, can I check out the pages in between.

Do you need a gardener? (no) can I trim your bush anyways?

Do you want to F*** or do I owe you an apology?

Baby, you look finer than a new set of snow tires! Do you mind if I jurkoff on your tits?

Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job? no, what are you doing for lunch tomorrow?

Would you like to dance? [she says "no"] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!

Do you spit or swallow?

Lets stand toe to toe and get something straight between us!

That dress is very becoming on you, but if I was on you, I'd be cumming too!

Wanna sit down? Here let me clear off a spot for you to sit. (while wiping of your mouth with your hand)

Let's play war, I'll lay down and you blow the F*** out of me!

Have you ever been kissed on the navel? Yes! From the inside?

Nice tit's what's your name?

Hi there, do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise cocks!!

Hi, my name is (your name), and you can tell me yours when you catch your breath.

Excuse me, I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way to your heart.

Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem!

Can you drive? Well, back onto this (pointing to dick)

Do you like dried biscuits? Eat this it's a cracker!

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Are those real?

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I

I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Hey lady, let me slay you with my sword of luurve.

Wanna come back to my house and do some Maths? You can subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we'll multiply.

Your a*** is like a basketball, mind if I dribble all over it?

I like your tits, can I touch them?

I've got the body of a chippendale,.... he's buried under the patio at home.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you swallow ten inches?

You wanna get jiggy with Mr. Biggy?

I had to print the list to show my friend's but this one was the best, thanks for the memories

[Kev]

Hahah..Yeh you pretty much covered all of mine...

You dont sweat much for a fat lass ...

That ones funny, I pulled this fat trog one time and once I got her naked I romantically said, 'F****** hell, your body aint actually as bad as I thought it would be!'.

She didn't take it as the compliment that it was intended however.

[Tito BHB]

Hahah..Yeh you pretty much covered all of mine...

You dont sweat much for a fat lass ...

That ones funny, I pulled this fat trog one time and once I got her naked I romantically said, 'F****** hell, your body aint actually as bad as I thought it would be!'.

She didn't take it as the compliment that it was intended however.

haha fat birds are the best...

they always appreciate it better...Dont know when they goner get it again

[Lords Gym]

Excellent!!! Cool click in 24 mate !

[Preme]

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

My name's.............. That's so you know what to scream.

My name's.............. but you can call me "lover."

Nice shoes. Wanna F***?

Can I flirt with you?

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?": Checking to see if you were made in heaven.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

F*** me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

[Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

So... How am I doin'?

How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

[Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.

Hey, that's a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

[Regard her outfit] Gee, that's becoming on you, if you wore me, I'd be coming on you too.

Get your coat love, you've pulled.

Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.

What do you want for breakfast?

How would you like to spend the night looking at my bedroom ceiling?

Let me show you the way to heaven.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I'm easy. Are you?

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) If I made you come this fast with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

I would crawl naked in the cold rain, on broken glass, just to hear you speak over the telephone!

I think you're the light at the end of my tunnel.

I didn't believe in angels until I meet you!

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I bet you're tired of hearing chat up lines, when words can't be compared or express the true nature of your beauty!

When I look into your eyes I see the Moon and the stars.

Your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look at me my nuts tighten

I may not be the best looking man in here, but I'm the only one talking to you

You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I will certainly make your bed rock

Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

Hi, my name's Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman?

I'm a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite?

Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there

If its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys yours

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if I do?

Why are you going, when you could be coming?

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

Can you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on that!

Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

Can I tickle your belly button? From the inside.

Do you like fruit? Suck this its a F****** peach.

Break a bit of ice on the bar and say "Now I've broken the ice can I buy you a drink?"

I'm like Domino's Pizza, if you don't come in 30 minutes the next one is free...

Fancy a Pizza and a shag? NO! Why, don't you like Pizza?

To a ugly woman...''I never look at the mantle piece when I'm poking the fire''

Want to see my boner?

My hands are cold, can I put them in your bra to warm up?

Here, have another bottle of wine.

Hey baby, wanna get lucky?

Over here, now, bitch

Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

If your left is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays?

You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.

I'd look good on you.

When does your centerfold come out.

So do ya wanna see something really swell?

I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

Are those pants from outer space? Cause that a** is out of this world.

You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!

Are you a model?

How's yer fanny for cracking walnuts?

Excuse me but do you believe in pre-marital sex? No. Well I'm married, lets F***!

Excuse me, you have the whitest teeth I've ever cum across.

I sure like the cover of your book, can I check out the pages in between.

Do you need a gardener? (no) can I trim your bush anyways?

Do you want to F*** or do I owe you an apology?

Baby, you look finer than a new set of snow tires! Do you mind if I jurkoff on your tits?

Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job? no, what are you doing for lunch tomorrow?

Would you like to dance? [she says "no"] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!

Do you spit or swallow?

Lets stand toe to toe and get something straight between us!

That dress is very becoming on you, but if I was on you, I'd be cumming too!

Wanna sit down? Here let me clear off a spot for you to sit. (while wiping of your mouth with your hand)

Let's play war, I'll lay down and you blow the F*** out of me!

Have you ever been kissed on the navel? Yes! From the inside?

Nice tit's what's your name?

Hi there, do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise cocks!!

Hi, my name is (your name), and you can tell me yours when you catch your breath.

Excuse me, I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way to your heart.

Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem!

Can you drive? Well, back onto this (pointing to dick)

Do you like dried biscuits? Eat this it's a cracker!

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Are those real?

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I

I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Hey lady, let me slay you with my sword of luurve.

Wanna come back to my house and do some Maths? You can subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we'll multiply.

Your a*** is like a basketball, mind if I dribble all over it?

I like your tits, can I touch them?

I've got the body of a chippendale,.... he's buried under the patio at home.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you swallow ten inches?

You wanna get jiggy with Mr. Biggy?

big h, that was some funny stuff

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. good one, but your fucked if she just says yes, then you just look like a cheap bastard

[smashup]

Loving those H

"My boat leaves at 10pm....make sure your 'on it' gorgeous."

boat race = face

You'll get a slap or a c8nt wrapped round your face with this corker

[dickilad90]

You know i had the whole dictionary tattoed on my penis...

Oh so your speechless...

Let me put some words in your mouth!

[ICB]

Hahah..Yeh you pretty much covered all of mine...

But i still got these bad boyss

You dont sweat much for a fat lass ...

and

You must be a parking ticket..Cos you got fine written all over you.

So wasup big h? have i pulled?
Peace

i remember seeing that parking ticket one in the paper

[Tito BHB]

Hahah..Yeh you pretty much covered all of mine...

But i still got these bad boyss

You dont sweat much for a fat lass ...

and

You must be a parking ticket..Cos you got fine written all over you.

So wasup big h? have i pulled?
Peace

i remember seeing that parking ticket one in the paper

Haha you never know ice ..
Maybe i wrote the article :P
Lol Peace

[amat]

My personal favourite

Nice shoes. Wanna F***?

Same. I was at my friend's house once on Myspace and one of the Featured Profiles was a pickup line on. And it had a little GIF image flashing a bunch of them and that one flashed and I ROLLED. We've been saying that ever since. Vary it up to. But one time we were at this badass park by my old house that had the most kickass playground ever and a shopping center and everything. Anyways we were there and we see an absolute MILF (actually was probably a sister) carrying a baby. So we dared one of my friends to go up and say "Nice baby, wanna fuck?" He did it. The girl looked at him like shocked and then laughed in his face. Funniest thing ever. CC for the list. I like the peach one