My girlfriend made shrimp scampi for dinner last night. 
It was scrumdiddlyumptious!  So yummy infact that when I leaned over to pick up a shrimp I'd dropped in the floor my adorbale little hound bit my hand.  After drawing back a bloody nub I watched in shocken horror as he sniffed the "prawn" a few times and walked away.
WTF?!  Over a sniff?!  For the love of...
I told her not to call them prawns.  I said it sounded ridiculous!!  I guess the dog thought it sounded like "chicken bone."
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