Saddo's Bar & Gentlemens Club.

[donnydarkoIRL]

Going on holiday to the Maldives for 2 weeks tomorrow.

Give us a quick pint, I've got to go home and pack in a minute.

Ah X, u'll stay a while
It's on the house like

[katfight]

well barman........................



im major pissed off

[donnydarkoIRL]

well barman........................



im major pissed off

Double Vodka & B again??

Whats up?

[katfight]

he's really pissing me off!!!!!!!!!!!
he's such a lazy f*****
and he dont understand me (haha had to get that classic line in there somewhere)


and ivebeen buying all stuff for bby and i just found out that he got a tax rebate for 1700 mnths ago and didnt mention it,well i new he was getting it but i didnt no wen,and ive been using just my money to get everything!its really pissed me off and i wont spk to him now.not since yesterday morning and last nighti was really sick.my back hurts and he rubbed it for methen he went to sort his gp's out at 9 i had bath and went bed wen he come back at 11 i was throwing up i was really not gud.
this morning he didnt get out of bed to help me with kids but then again wen does he eva !!!!!!!!
and he's left all of last nights dishes for me to wash!!!!!!!!!!!!!i was throwing up for F*** sake thats y i didnt do it!!!!!! i spent time making homemade lasange and he couldnt even clean the B****** dishes.
i still feel ill today so havent started cleaning yet
and wen the F****** poser dried his hair thi morning with my F****** hair dryer he cudnt even be bothered to unplug it and put it back oh and he left his dirty wet towel on the bedroom floor and all his shower gels on the side of the bath!!!!!!!!
u got any drink in this joint that'll help with this??

























like F****** arsenic?

[superheavyrhun]

Kat, i get the same problem in my house, except i live with two other guys. There's always hair in the plughole. Bits of toothpaste in the sink and they never clean anything.
And because I'm the one who's at home most, I'm expected to do most of the work round the house even though I get paid less than them, put in the same share of the rent, yet I don't have the en suite.
And last night one of them did a load of washing, and took out two dirty dishtowels I'd put in the washing machine ready for whoever would use it next, like his washing is too important to go in with the dishtowels.
And they can't load the dishwasher properly, so nothing gets properly cleaned.


Donny, If you're getting an arsenic for kat's man, can i have a couple ofr my housemates?

[katfight]

Kat, i get the same problem in my house, except i live with two other guys. There's always hair in the plughole. Bits of toothpaste in the sink and they never clean anything.
And because I'm the one who's at home most, I'm expected to do most of the work round the house even though I get paid less than them, put in the same share of the rent, yet I don't have the en suite.
And last night one of them did a load of washing, and took out two dirty dishtowels I'd put in the washing machine ready for whoever would use it next, like his washing is too important to go in with the dishtowels.
And they can't load the dishwasher properly, so nothing gets properly cleaned.


Donny, If you're getting an arsenic for kat's man, can i have a couple ofr my housemates?

so how bout we just get a big house and we'll live together??

our house would be spotless!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[donnydarkoIRL]

Well KAT, FIRST AND FOREMOST, WE'LL BE GIVING THE VODKA AND ARSENIC A MISS, AS IT TENDS TO CAUSE STOMACH CRAMPS AND UR ALREADY ILL ENOUGH.
uSUALLY ID PERSCRIBE A HOT CHOC, BUT THATS GONNA MAKE RIBBONS OF UR STOMACH, SO ID GO FOR A CHOC MILKSHAKE, INSTANT ENDORPHINS AND IT WON'T MAKE U SICK.

fOLLOWING THAT, I JUST HAVE TO STATE, ALL OF US GUYS ARE IDIOTS, WE'RE SELFISH AND AROUND THE HOUSE EVEN THE BEST OF US ARE PRETTY PATHETIC.
bUT Kat, we don't mean it,

Got a couple questions; How excited is he for this bay?
Is he still stressin over his granda?
Is he stressin from work/the kids/training

Personally i no, some people take too uch on, try to deal with everything and after a while they get so tired they just fizzle out and everything they do, just seems half assed.
Suggest to him that he's got to prioritise, not an ultimatum, just a suggestion for his own good. And try not to vent on each other (i no thats damn hard!!!)

Finally, i no the above sound like a poor excuse to a lady in your situation as he can't know how difficult it is for you, but he may be feelin strain too. Now as you are in the situation you're in, you can't possibly be expected to sort it out, so just speak to him and let him deal with it.

[katfight]

the arsenic wasnt for me it was to give him to drink



yeah he is excited about baby now but that pisses me off since he was so adamant that he didnt want te baby b4!!

he spends more time with his grandad than he does at home anyway and tbh stressing over his grandad something he just gonna have to deal withhe has alzhiemers so he aint gonna get better its gonna get worse

it's too late about the venting anyway because he texted me this afternoon from work and i told him not to come home tonight and then i went on to whine about everything that he does (or doesn't do )that pisses me off and that he's a selfish child i dont feel bad about it either

[CutMeMick]

Hello Donny,
I'll have the usual. Jager-Bomb please.


Thanks.

[katfight]

Hello Donny,
I'll have the usual. Jager-Bomb please.


Thanks.

he's not here but i got a little something 4 ya

[CutMeMick]

Hello Donny,
I'll have the usual. Jager-Bomb please.


Thanks.

he's not here but i got a little something 4 ya

Nice
What have you got?

[superheavyrhun]

Hello Donny,
I'll have the usual. Jager-Bomb please.


Thanks.

he's not here but i got a little something 4 ya

Nice
What have you got?

I hate to speculate, but I'm pretty certain it'll have a diamater of a few inches and will require KY Jelly somewhere along the line.

[JT Rock]

Hey Donny whats up? you got a booster seat for my little friend Bilbo? I'll take a Grey goose and Cran, and set me up with an Irish Carbomb also get VD, Mick and Rhun one too. I'll also buy Lyle's next Pina Colada for him
Its Friday Gentleman.

I heard the wings were good here how about an order of 50 for the boys

Also dont let VD touch the friggin jukebox.

Kat you need a hug and a barf bag dear :P

[El Gamo]

My man,can I have some milk and mango juice please? I don't drink.

[CutMeMick]

Hello Donny,
I'll have the usual. Jager-Bomb please.


Thanks.

he's not here but i got a little something 4 ya

Nice
What have you got?

I hate to speculate, but I'm pretty certain it'll have a diamater of a few inches and will require KY Jelly somewhere along the line.

Speculate?
This is my 1st time here at this bar? But judging by what you just said I take it you've been here plenty of times before.
Thanks for warning.

Hey Donny whats up? you got a booster seat for my little friend Bilbo?

ahhhh! shit that was funny.

No worries JT, Bilbs needs no booster seat. He normally sits on the ground and hold his glass with his feet.

I'll take a Grey goose and Cran, and set me up with an Irish Carbomb also get VD, Mick and Rhun one too. I'll also buy Lyle's next Pina Colada for him
Its Friday Gentleman.

Irish Car Bomb?
Sorry JT but can you imagine that one....
An Brit, and 2 Latinos from L.A. riding on a Irish car bomb around Las Vegas...........

My man,can I have some milk and mango juice please? I don't drink.

Can someone kick this guys ass. I'm to far away from him whos with him?