More Questions from X

[X]

How do you turn a Duck into a Soul Singer?

Put it into a microwave until it's Bill Withers...

[X]

How do shepherds count their flock without falling asleep?

[X]

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

How fast do hotcakes sell?

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?

If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?

Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

How come cats butts go up when you pet them?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?

If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

[X]

If you ate yourself would you get fatter or just disappear ?

[X]

What has four legs and one arm?

A Pit bull in a playground.

[Mr. Montage]

LOLz that has to be the funniest thing i have read all day.

[X]

If sperm is good for your skin and makes it look younger, then how come my hands both look the same age?

[X]

What if the Hokey Cokey really is what it's all about?

[X]

The bloke who lives next door has had both of his feet amputated , and i'm really starting to dislike him .

Do you think that i'm lack toes intolerent ?

[Master]

If sperm is good for your skin and makes it look younger, then how come my hands both look the same age?

Yes and how cum porn actresses get old.

[boozeboxer]

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?



Legally in theory you own your piece of land down to the center of the earth and up to the heavens. That is why if planes fly over your house low enough it is actually a trespass!

[X]

but why would being low enough be relevant if you own your airspace (and I'm sure lots of Iraquis and Afghans would be interested in your legal view on this)?? Surely you cany own airspace?

[boozeboxer]

but why would being low enough be relevant if you own your airspace (and I'm sure lots of Iraquis and Afghans would be interested in your legal view on this)?? Surely you cany own airspace?

Because today the presumption that you own up to the heavens doesnt apply anymore (although the theory that you own to the center of the earth still prevails). This is because today, at a certain height (sometimes suggested at airplane regulations height, others at just a nuisance level) the air is "public domain" (meaning anyone approved, licensed, etc can fly free of charge). What happens today, however, is that if you fly low enough on someone's land and for enough of a period of time --> you actually create a nuisance and detract from the lands value/use. The suit then is usually based on the lands lesser value because of a flying/noise and not the actual trespass of the sky. This is why airports try to be way out in the middle of nowwhere and buy lots and lots of land around the airport. (Law is different everywhere but a simple bastardized explanation.)

But the owning down to the middle of the Earth is still accurate. For example: one case had a cave that went underneath two pieces of property; however only one of the landowners had access to the cave and started a tourist/guided type entertainment in the cave to the public. The landowner who owned 1/3 of the cave but did not and could not get access to the cave sued and was thus entitled to a pro-rated 1/3 of the profits from the business.

[X]

If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?

[X]

On the advert, if her uncle makes her do things she's too young to understand, why is she crying?