Purist call out John Ruiz for the WBA Heavyweight title ;D

[Purist]

AT the press conference today in "WHAT THE F***Ville"

John Ruiz celebrated getting his belt back, quoting to the presses. "To all the A** Holes that wanted me gone, I'm back!!!"

But this celebration was cut short, by Flashy Flmboyant Female Boxer from Saddoboxing, to break up the conversation.Â

Purist took the mic and yelled at Ruiz.

"You make me sick." She stated. "You get a belt back on a technicality, instead of just rematching Toney knowing you'd get your ass whooped again, so now what, you're gonna fight bums and retire the champion? I ain't letting that happen, I ain't been in the gym in a while, I'm hurt, but I bet I could beat you easy in the ring, even with my injury, I could still beat you 12 out of 12 rounds. Even by Knockout."

As is usually the case, Norman "Stoney" stone took the mic and spoke the trash for Ruiz. "Johnny doesn't fight good fighters, and Johnny doesn't fight girls, but you we could make an exception for, being that you're neither both!"

John Ruiz seems reluctant to let Stoney talk the trash, as if he didn't want to get Purist matter.

Purist responded "Boney Stoney, the hardest thing you've ever had on you was your cranium, don't be talkin like you're a G because I'll cut Johnny's balls off and hand them to you, but you'd like that too much. Don't talk trash for Johnny boy, if you wanna fight me, you can, but I'm not challenging the washed up Bad Santa, I'm here calling out Ruiz, so what's it gonna be, you can't make money with anyone else."

Stoney replied "You're not a professional, you're not ranked, Johnny wouldn't fight you even if I wanted to see him kick your ass. But you suck as a boxer, you can't stand in the ring with RUiz."

Purist replied "No one can stand in the ring with Ruiz when he humps their leg like a dog looking for a mate, let me fight him, if you're not a coward. NOt you Stoney, you can talk away from me, this ain't about you, this about Johnny."

John Ruiz finally got the mic and replied "Look lady, a pimp catches his hoe when she owes money, you'd be no different, You're stuck on yourself and you suck on the gloves of leather all night."

Purist replied "Let's not talk about what you suck on, care to explain the white on your beard before the Toney fight?"

John replied "I can make money without you, and I don't need to fight you to prove anything to make money, you can't make money, I can."

Purist replied "If you ain't gonna fight me, hoe 'bout you fight your wife, she comes really cheap."

John RUiz then bumrushed at the flamboyant Purist but Norman Stoney Stone held him back. Saying "Not today, not today."

Don King rushed the microphone and stated, the fight is made, the fight is made!!!"

Purist then stated, "hey I got a poem for how the fight might go

Ding there's the bell, Purist stands at her feet
But the fight can't Start, John's not out his seat.
The refferee pulls John, says the fight's begun.
Huggybear wears a frown, because he knows who's won.
John comes out moving his head as if drunk.
It only takes one body shot from Purist, and Ruiz's ship has sunk.
Ruiz gets up at the count of 7.
Wishing the shot had sent him to heaven.
Ruiz is crying, as Purist wears a grin.
You can't hug your way, out of my knockout win.
Ruiz rushes forward and gets hit with a left hook of hope.
Ruiz gets so scared he's trying to jump over the rope.
Purist releases combinations flowing better than birds sing.
The last uppercut lifts Ruiz clean out the ring.
Stoney wears a dumb face, as if it could get stupiter.
Where's Ruiz gone, he's flying over Jupiter.
Now who would have dreamed when they came to a fight.
They would witness the launching of a fat satallite.

But don't wait for that fight, it ain't never gon happen, onlyist this you can do, is wonder, and imagine../


 OH how I wish I did have the opportunity to whip his ass!!! >

[ROCKY MARSHMELLOW]

Then Purist wacks Ruiz's balls in her mouth and says ' take me big boy '.

Then her alarm went off and her mum came in with her bowl of cornies, and she realised that it had been just another one of her vivid Phycotic wet dreams !!

[taansend]

I'd pick Purist to whup any of today's heavies (except Peter and Chagaev)

[BalcoBonds25]

I pick the fat guy down the street to win the heavyweight title.

[ClydeB]

I'd pick Purist to whup any of today's heavies (except Peter and Chagaev)

John Milarvie is the future of Heavyweight boxing.

I haven't seen him fight, but I'll remedy that in a couple of weeks.

[Mark TKO]

I think the main thing is that the true heavyweight King is back in his rightful place - does that make him a three time champion ?

[Wacko3205]

Then Purist wacks Ruiz's balls in her mouth and says ' take me big boy '.

I'd pick Purist...without the balls of the Quiet Man in her mouth. Knock 'em out Pur!

[LawHoops]

if i were tyson hamdlers id stick him right in there with ruiz--hes made to order---loves to get in close and try to clinch---hed always be within tyson wheelhouse.........its such an easy fight for mike

[Purist]

If Ruiz fights the way he did against Toney, then a lot of Heavies could beat him. Even thought it'd be more exiting. I say Ruiz loses his next fight, since the dude is dodging me, I'd say Tyson or Brewster gets him first.