Cleaning Question - Exciting, I know...

[CFH]

This is kind of gross, but does anyone know how to clean the yellow piss (I assume its piss) stains off the bottom of a toilet seat? I've been cleaning for about 45 mins and making very little headway. My girlfriend is a bit of a hippie (not the hairy armpit, "I won't suck a dick because its degrading" kind, but a bit of a hippie nonetheless), so she gets all our cleaning products from a place called the Soap Exchange where all the stuff they sell is biodegradable etc., so maybe the stuff I'm using isn't heavy-duty enough, I don't know, though it has corrosive warning symbols all over it. Should I just give up and buy a new seat?

[RP33]

This is kind of gross, but does anyone know how to clean the yellow piss (I assume its piss) stains off the bottom of a toilet seat? I've been cleaning for about 45 mins and making very little headway. My girlfriend is a bit of a hippie (not the hairy armpit, "I won't suck a dick because its degrading" kind, but a bit of a hippie nonetheless), so she gets all our cleaning products from a place called the Soap Exchange where all the stuff they sell is biodegradable etc., so maybe the stuff I'm using isn't heavy-duty enough, I don't know, though it has corrosive warning symbols all over it. Should I just give up and buy a new seat?

wait.. so.. she does give blowjobs then?

[Spicoli]

Steel whool And Bleach...........Or white paint Lol

[CFH]

wait.. so.. she does give blowjobs then?

lmao Yes, yes she does. When I allow her the privilege.

[Kev]

Ok maybe I'm being a little clueless here but how is it even possible to piss on the underside of a toilet seat?

You do know you are supposed to aim down into the bowl right?

[RP33]

lmao Yes, yes she does. When I allow her the privilege.

good to hear haha..

i'd just go with a new seat if that stuff doesn't work.. i would've stopped after 5 minutes..

can't you like, do the dishes and make her clean the bathroom? that usually works for me.

[Kel]

Get a new one. Sounds like its been corroded by piss. Piss corrodes everything.

Learn how to aim your pecker too

[CFH]

Ok maybe I'm being a little clueless here but how is it even possible to piss on the underside of a toilet seat?

You do know you are supposed to aim down into the bowl right?

I didn't piss on the underside goddamnit, its from when you flush the toilet, it sprays upwards.

[CFH]

good to hear haha..

i'd just go with a new seat if that stuff doesn't work.. i would've stopped after 5 minutes..

can't you like, do the dishes and make her clean the bathroom? that usually works for me.

To be perfectally honest, she does probably about 80% of the cleaning, maybe more. I was trying to do something nice for her by cleaning the bathroom.

[Kirkland Laing]

There are five people reading a thread about cleaning piss off a toilet seat.

[Diane]

OMG, I am so glad I decided to read this thread, after working an 11 hour day, it was great to find a thread that made me laugh so much. I needed this, thanks guys!!

Oh by the way, try bleach, if that doesn't work, spend the $15 and get a new one.

Oh, and I'm glad to hear that your girl takes care of you.

[CFH]

OMG, I am so glad I decided to read this thread, after working an 11 hour day, it was great to find a thread that made me laugh so much. I needed this, thanks guys!!

Oh by the way, try bleach, if that doesn't work, spend the $15 and get a new one.

Oh, and I'm glad to hear that your girl takes care of you.

Well, she wouldn't be much of a girlfriend if she didn't.

I've pretty much given up cleaning the bottom of the seat at this point, in a few days there's probably going to be a thread on here from a frusterated CFH asking how to attach a new seat.

[Kev]

There are five people reading a thread about cleaning piss off a toilet seat.

haha you actually made me snort with laughter then.

[CutMeMick]

Ajax and Bleach will do the trick.

[Kirkland Laing]

There needs to be a laughing smilie option.