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    What's the difference between Heather Mills and your car?

    You don't burst out laughing whenever your car has a breakdown.
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    A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm buggered, who in their right mind would want a one legged gold digger?"

    His mate replies "Try Paul McCartney"
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    Apparently Heather Mills wants a divorce because of Pauls excessive weed smoking

    She's just jealous because he's got more joints than she has
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    Did you know Heather McCartney did a hardcore porn film?

    A guy offered me the DVD.

    I said "Counterfeit?"

    He said "one"
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    After her out burst on GMTV psychiatrists have stated that Heather McCartney is unbalanced.

    Paul offered his support and claimed 3 beermats under the right leg should do it.
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    Heather Mills has been included in the 2008 edition of the Guinness Book of Records. She was the first person in history to successfully milk a beetle!
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    Paul stood upon the grassy bank,
    His heart was all a-quiver,
    She took off her suspender belt,
    And her leg fell in the river.
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    Heather Mills got a new prosthetic leg for Christmas.

    It wasn't her main present, it was just a stocking-filler.
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    It beats me why Paul McCartney married Heather Mills in the first place...

    With all his royalties, he could easily have afforded a whole woman.
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    What's the difference between Mark Chapman and Heather Mills?

    Mark Chapman only demanded an autograph.
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    After leaving court, a journalist asked Sir Paul McCartney why he married Heather in the first place.

    "Well.... she has a nice crutch."
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    Quality stuff, X!
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    Default Re: Paul McCartney and Heather Mills divorced finally ...

    It was a matter of time before they split, they were completely different people...
    He lived the Rocker life, she lived the hip hop lifestyle
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    Default Re: Paul McCartney and Heather Mills divorced finally ...

    Quote Originally Posted by hitmandonny View Post
    It was a matter of time before they split, they were completely different people...
    He lived the Rocker life, she lived the hip hop lifestyle
    Ah the jokes just keep on coming!
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    Default Re: Paul McCartney and Heather Mills divorced finally ...

    Stupid bitch...
    Paul offered her 50 mill. dumb bitch said no and in court she got about 30 mill.
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