Phobia of fruit.. Am I weird?

[Dizaster]

I have a phobia of FRUIT!!!

My mum said I used to eat it when I was tiny, but after I started thinking for myself, around 2, I would not touch it.. Not only would I not touch it, I would not let anyone in the room who had fruit... Not only would I not let anyone in the room with fruit, I would SCREAM if I even knew that there was a peeled banana in another ROOM of the house...

I have not eaten 1 single fruit my whole thinking life.. If my girlfriend wants to eat fruit, she has to eat it in another room of the house, throw out everything when she's finished, wash her hands and up her arms to get any "fruityness" off, brush her teeth and use mouthwash if she wants to come near me, and then wait until like an hour has gone by until she can touch me... She can completely forget about kissing me until i've competely forgotten she's eaten a fruit. She may even need to change clothes if it was like and orange or mandarine which you can still smell.. If she dropped any fruit on her clothes, she can DEFINETLY change them. If someone threw a fruit at me or hit me with a banana or something, I would scream murder and probably hate them for weeks.. Like really hate them..

Someone tell me i'm not crazy??

[Memphis]

I blame your parents.

Yes you are crazy.

Hope this helps.

[donnydarkoIRL]

Yes you are crazy


Face your fears and video it for us!

[Kev]

That is completely insane and quite unhealthy also.

Fruit is very good for you/ I hope you are not afraid of vegetables else you'll be incredibly unhealthy.

Do you not even like things like strawberries, apples and pineapples

That's bizarre to me. Fruit is like nature's bounty, the best foods of all.

I'd see a doctor to get cured, you are missing out.

[DAVIDTUA]

hey weirdo FRUITS are like the number one way of preventing cancer!

think about that my friend! hope that helps

[ono]

yeh thats weird

[Gandalf]

That is somewhat out there. I love fruits, its the green vegetables that bother me. Despise the bastards!!

[donnydarkoIRL]

Alright now I can relate on that...
I don't mind brocolli or lettuce, but I freakin hate Cabbage and spinach!!!

[OumaFan]

I've gotten to where I love asparagus Would never have thought so even a couple months ago, its incredible. With a steak. I'm hungry and I can't go to lunch for another hour.

Seriously though Dizaster, that is bizarre. I mean being freaked out if a banana's in another room? I don't mean that in a shitty way but I've never heard of something like that

[Memphis]

I love swede and parsnip, used to hate them both. Donny how dare you dislike cabbage?

Good one for parents. If you need to sneak a bit of extra veg into your kids make them butternut squase muffins, they're fantastic.

[donnydarkoIRL]

I dunno Memph, when I was a kid, I had no problem with it. Used to really like it.
I mean I'm Irish!
I'm the only person I know who is completely repulsed by the green stuff.

[Memphis]

If its been boiled to death like most veg tend to be then OK, cabbage is rank.

Its got to have a bit of bite to it

[OumaFan]

Squash, Zucchini, Brussel Sprouts, the only ones I really hate. Cabbage is meh.

[donnydarkoIRL]

Man, I reckon that is definitely the problem.

I actually gagged reading that and imagining it!

On the opposite end of the spectrum, I LOVE carrots.

[Memphis]

Roasted of course Donny?