Another hilarious tale of religious nuttism

[Kev]

BBC NEWS | World | Europe | Hope for end to Russia cave siege

A cave seige has been going on since October between the police and members of a Christian cult.

The cult members took refuge in the cave in preparation for Armageddon which will happen sometime in May.

Yesterday 7 women agreed to leave the cave and will await Doomsday at the home of their cult leader.

The police have agreed to not interview the women until Doomsday has passed.

The governor in charge came up with the funniest line I've heard in ages


"The women who have come out will continue their isolation until May, when supposedly the end of the world will happen. That was their condition, which we promised to respect," Mr Melnichenko said

Poor girls are going to feel so silly when they have to go down to the station in June

[BoxingGorilla]

Yeah, I heard about this yesterday evening.

I heard the reason they left is becasue the cave flooded with water. Maybe that was the Doomsday the leader had forseen lol

[X]

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the garden of Eden.

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British".
"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, " they have only an apple to eat and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."

[Andre]

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the garden of Eden.

The Frenchman says
"They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

The Englishman headbutts the frenchman and says
"Fuck off you frog eating bastard "come on Ruski ,lets go have a few pints "