Any good jokes ????

[Beanz]

....Someone has been eating popcicles and or Laffy Taffy

Over here a Laffy Taffy is a chuckling Welsh person.

[Andre]

While we are on kids jokes. What sort of Bees produce milk?





























Boobies.

[roberto duran legend]

I was on a train this morning in the toilet having a shit, when a voice
shouted, " can i see your ticket please? " "not right now" i replied,
" im having a shit". " i dont believe you , slide it under the door"
said the voice. "no problem " i said, " the yellow bits are sweetcorn".

[Andre]

Whats got four legs and an cunt halfway up its back?
A police horse.

[TitoFan]

Nice looking blonde tees off and sees her shot go wide of the fairway and into a group of older gentlemen.

She sees one of them go down, with his hands between his legs.

She runs over and says: "You poor dear... I hit you with my golf ball. Here... let me try to make it better."

She unzips the old guy and begins massaging his balls.

"There.... does that feel better?"

"Oh yeah! Feels great! But my thumb still hurts like hell, though!"

[Master]

A ladder was stolen from a school and the care taker wrote the following note:

Please return the ladder taken otherwise further steps will be taken.

[TitoFan]

Man becomes lost and disoriented in the desert... thinks he's going to die.
But then he finds a small inn and is able to crawl to it.
Inside he gets food and water... and recuperates in a couple of days.
Once he's feeling better, he goes down and asks the innkeeper:

"Where does a guy get any action around here?"

The innkeeper just shrugs and points to a camel tied nearby.
"That's disgusting!" the man thinks to himself... but stays quiet and goes upstairs.

A few days go by and guy's getting a little more desperate.
He goes downstairs and looks at the camel, but thinks:
"No way I'm doing that! I'm not THAT desperate."

Couple of weeks go by and the guy can't take it anymore.
He rushes downstairs... pulls down his pants... and begins humping the camel.
Innkeeper happens to walk by and the guy says to him...

"I'm doing it! I'm doing it!"

Innkeeper shrugs and says...

"Whatever. Most people just ride it into the town just over the hill."

[Andre]

A rabbi and a priest see these boys playing the priest says lets try and screw one, the Rabbi says what out of?

[Andre]

An Englishman an Irishman, a priest, a rabbi and two lesbians walk into a bar
the barman says "What the hell is this, some kind of a joke?"

[Andre]

Two gerbils walk into a gay bar and end up shitfaced.

[Andre]

A baby seal walks into a bar,
Fucking tragedy.

[Andre]

Two rabbits escape from a lab they meet another rabbit who invites them back to his warren , Whats a warren asks Rabbit 17? 'Its where I live come and see,' so they stay the night and in the morning he says 'come and eat cabbages!' Rabbit 23 asks what are they? so they mung out on cabbages all day. He says Ive got lots of girlie rabbits I can share, what are they for asks 17? so they meet up with the female rabbits and they go with them and its on all night long.
At the end of the third day rabbit 23 says lets get out of here, Rabbit 17 asks why? we are having a ball. Yes agrees Rabbit 23 but its been 3 days Im hanging out for a smoke.

[Andre]

A cowboy walks into town with paper jodhpurs.
He was had up for rustling.

[Andre]

This dyslexic walks into a bra.

[TitoFan]

Blonde # 1 (with her hands behind her back): "If you guess how many Godiva chocolates I have, I'll give you both of them!"

Blond # 2 (overly excited): "Three?"