Any good jokes ????

[rimimik]

yes this is very good
i laugh very much .

[roberto duran legend]

An attractive young lady is getting out of the shower when there is a knock on the
door."who is it " she shouts. "The blind man from the village" came the reply.
Oh well thinks the girl, if he is blind and all.So she opens the door naked. The man
looks her up and down and says, " nice tits, now where do you want me to hang
these blinds".

[roberto duran legend]

I rang babestation last night, the girl answered and said " hi what can i do for you...?
"Fucking hide" i said, i have lost the remote and my bird is coming down the stairs.

[roberto duran legend]

Armed police will be on duty during the olympics . Unarmed police will be on duty
during the paralympics.


Sorry for any offence caused.

[Dark Lord Al]

A police spokesman said today they had caught a leper exceeding the national speed limit by over 50 MPH on the M6 motorway, apparently he left his foot on the accelerator.

[Dia bando]

I was on the web last night, looking at cheap flights the wife looked over my shoulder gets all exited,
they night in bed, I had some of the best sex I've had in years, did not no the wife was into darts.

[Dia bando]

Mother walks into her Daughters bedroom, there stand by the bed was her Son spunk all over the bed,
the Mother says that's disgusting, Son says don't look at me she spat it out.

[roberto duran legend]

The Chinese Paralympic 5 a side football team was announced today.
1 Sim Pul Twat
2 Won Lim Gon
3 Won Kee Eye
4 Fu Kin Mong
5 Wayne Rooney

[roberto duran legend]

Breaking news at the Olympics, the Irish team have just arrived at Beijing.

[El Kabong]

the Chinese Olympic team have impressed me they have used the same person for each event

[roberto duran legend]

Is it just me,or have you noticed how much these Chinese swimmers
have come on since Morecambe Bay 2004?

[roberto duran legend]

So far at the Olympics the Romanians have taken Gold, Silver, Bronze,
Copper, Lead, and anything else they can get there hands on.

[Master]

These racist jokes are ok in the Olympic spirit.

[roberto duran legend]

Not racist at all im a half irish /Romanian gypsie travelling around China,

[Dia bando]

Woman in with her doctor, looking down he see's a bit of lettuce stick out of her fanny , good grief woman what that, she say don't ask, it's just the tip of the iceberg.