Just been to Spain, and very reluctantly my wife agreed to take it up the ass, what a relief my suit case
was full , and I still had 6 pouch's of tobacco left.
Just been to Spain, and very reluctantly my wife agreed to take it up the ass, what a relief my suit case
was full , and I still had 6 pouch's of tobacco left.
Doctor: "It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's." Patient: "Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer."
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
Still waiting..
Your turn then Ghost. Best joke you've ever heard.
There are Miles of posts.
Lets try not saying the M word for a whole day
I use to think disabled people were lower than me but after watching the para Olympics I have found a new respect for them. They are equal to me and in some cases better than me.
Yours Miles.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
Man walks into WH Smiths and says " Do you have that new self help book for men
with really small dicks ? " girl says " I dont think its in yet " He replies
" yeah thats the one''.
I walked up to the boss and asked " Where do you want this roll of bubble wrap?
he said " just pop it in the corner.....
Took me 3 fucking hours...........
Two blokes are in a pub.One says to the other," I fucked your mum last night.
We did everything.I did her up the arse.She gave me a tit wank, sucked my
cock,the lot. Shot my load all over her face to finish. " the other bloke puts
down his pint and says," Lets go home dad i think you have had enough to drink.
The missus came into my shed yesterday. " You are wasting your time and money
on all these inventions" she said.
It was at this point that the slap-a-cunt automatic 3000 proved her wrong....
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