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    Default Re: Any good jokes ????

    My pet mouse Elvis died today. He was caught in a trap.

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    When watching the Paralympics it got me wondering......
    If this lot can run faster than i can,swim better than i can,
    lift heavier weights than i can,why the fuck do they need to
    park closer to Asda than me.

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    Bought my misses a pair of shoes and vibrator for her birthday.
    If she doesnt like the shoes she can...
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    I can explain it.
    But I cant understand it for you.

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    Good news for the parents of Megan Stammers- she has just passed her maths oral.

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    I have just come back from the Hospital, I had to take a friend to A+E
    he asked me to swat a wasp on his nose.
    I just happened, to have a pan shovel in my hands at the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andre View Post
    Bought my misses a pair of shoes and vibrator for her birthday.
    If she doesnt like the shoes she can...
    Just remember, when she starts to like it more...


    You'r history.

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    I have shares in the plastic industry, I cant lose.
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    I can explain it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andre View Post
    I have shares in the plastic industry, I cant lose.
    So you are the one that is causing problems at land fills.

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    Thats not our fault its the shonky chinese motors that give out first, not the casings.

    Haha imagine the moment of each one when they eventually break down!

    hahaha its the definition of frustration..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andre View Post
    Thats not our fault its the shonky chinese motors that give out first, not the casings.

    Haha imagine the moment of each one when they eventually break down!

    hahaha its the definition of frustration..
    Get them a good supply, of Eveready batteries.

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    Catch A Rabbit

    The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

    The President decides to give them a test.
    He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

    The CIA goes in.

    They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

    The FBI goes in.

    After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

    The LAPD goes in.

    They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
    The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

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    I heard Megan Stammers and Jeremy Forrest were finally found in a whiskey bar.
    He was on Glenfiddich, she was swallowing Teachers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dia bando View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Andre View Post
    Thats not our fault its the shonky chinese motors that give out first, not the casings.

    Haha imagine the moment of each one when they eventually break down!

    hahaha its the definition of frustration..
    Get them a good supply, of Eveready batteries.

    I have no idea I was joking, but dont they make rechargeable or 240 volt ones?
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    Just cut the end off, my nob if you can help give me a bell.

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    Breaking news, a mob of dyslexic parents have just beaten up Jimmy Sommerville.

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