Any good jokes ????

[Master]

Anyone know where I can get a can of left guard for the other arm pit?

My next song is about subtraction. Take it away boys!

Asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. "They are right behind you", she said.

Really enjoyed going on that fancy dress party as a grandfather clock until someone started winding me up.

In which state does the Mississippi river flow?
liquid.

[Master]

My son hated the Action Man I bought him and said he wanted a Red Indian. I've tried to put a brave face.

It took decades for Thomas Edison to perfect the light bulb but to be fair he was working in in the dark.

The chap who invented the stopwatch was in my class. That is my 15 seconds of fame.

John Travolta's latest business venture is a spice farm. he's got chillies, they're multiplying.

[Batman]

Your jokes make me angry

[Master]

Your jokes make me angry

Laugh you miserable git, look at primo's profile you will like it.

[Batman]

Your jokes make me angry

Laugh you miserable git, look at primo's profile you will like it.

Aye, I'm glad that my donkey horse got on there but why Jennifer Anniston? Couldn't you have put one direction or sommet like that on there?

[Master]

Your jokes make me angry

Laugh you miserable git, look at primo's profile you will like it.

Aye, I'm glad that my donkey horse got on there but why Jennifer Anniston? Couldn't you have put one direction or sommet like that on there?

Friends? You do not get jokes.

[Batman]

Your jokes make me angry

Laugh you miserable git, look at primo's profile you will like it.

Aye, I'm glad that my donkey horse got on there but why Jennifer Anniston? Couldn't you have put one direction or sommet like that on there?

Friends? You do not get jokes.

I know that she was in Friends but I still don't get the reference to Primo

[Master]

Your jokes make me angry

Laugh you miserable git, look at primo's profile you will like it.

Aye, I'm glad that my donkey horse got on there but why Jennifer Anniston? Couldn't you have put one direction or sommet like that on there?

Friends? You do not get jokes.

I know that she was in Friends but I still don't get the reference to Primo

Primo had a constant squabble with Ross no matter what the topic. So as punishment he had to state he missed him. Rachel loved Ross in Friends and now explaining it to you it does not sound so funny now. You have ruined it for me, hope you are happy now.

[Batman]

Your jokes make me angry

Laugh you miserable git, look at primo's profile you will like it.

Aye, I'm glad that my donkey horse got on there but why Jennifer Anniston? Couldn't you have put one direction or sommet like that on there?

Friends? You do not get jokes.

I know that she was in Friends but I still don't get the reference to Primo

Primo had a constant squabble with Ross no matter what the topic. So as punishment he had to state he missed him. Rachel loved Ross in Friends and now explaining it to you it does not sound so funny now. You have ruined it for me, hope you are happy now.

...you shouldn't do jokes

[Master]

If you eat a dog, does God punish you with eternal Dalmatian?

Bought a second hand time machine next Tuesday. They do not make them like thy are going to.

My dad is still having regular sex at 75 which is a concern. and Mum live at number 37.

[Master]

My dad believed in standing up when a woman entered the room which cost him his disability allowance.

At the age of three I was left an orphan. What the hell was I going to do with an orphan?

Any jerk can milk a cow.

If you dial 666, does an Australian fire engine arrive?

[brocktonblockbust]

A man said "I want to slip".

His friend said OK and pushed him.

He fell to the ground saying "WTF ARE YOU DOING?"

His friend said "you said "slip" '

So he said "no, I said "sleep" '

so his friend said "OK, sweet dreams then" and pushed him again and knocked him out

[Batman]

A man said "I want to slip".

His friend said OK and pushed him.

He fell to the ground saying "WTF ARE YOU DOING?"

His friend said "you said "slip" '

So he said "no, I said "sleep" '

so his friend said "OK, sweet dreams then" and pushed him again and knocked him out

has Master hacked your account?

[Master]

A man said "I want to slip".

His friend said OK and pushed him.

He fell to the ground saying "WTF ARE YOU DOING?"

His friend said "you said "slip" '

So he said "no, I said "sleep" '

so his friend said "OK, sweet dreams then" and pushed him again and knocked him out

has Master hacked your account?

It was a great joke.

[X]

Two monkeys are in a bath, and one goes "OOOH OOH OOH AAHH AAAAH OOOOH"

The other one says 'Sit down, you wimp, it's not that hot"