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"You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself..."
A guy at a bar late one night says to the waitress you know "I'd give you a thousand bucks if I could just give a little gentle bite to your nipples". She said thats a lot of money dude I'd have to think about that. She finally agrees and he get them out and teasers her nipples up, licking them gently massaging them up for a number of minutes and she says come on hurry up give them a nip. He says "What, No I couldnt possibly afford that"!
What do you get when you cross the Queen with Prince Phillip?
Killed in a fucking tunnel.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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