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    Quote Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamita View Post
    How do chinese peeps name their babies?


    They throw a coin down the stairs and which ever sound it makes, thats the name..

    Like ching chong chow. Loll
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    A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in. "OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by generalbulldog View Post
    As Ghost said, what happened to the good jokes?

    Man, a lot of these jokes are even worse than Marktko's jokes.
    I've always meant to ask you @generalbulldog what is it with your Avatar pic is that a joke? or if not what is the story laughing boy?
    Last edited by Beanz; 04-07-2012 at 10:10 PM.

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    The F.A. have announced that any Everton player found
    man marking Andy Carroll in the F.A.cup semi final
    will be booked for time wasting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roberto duran legend View Post
    The F.A. have announced that any Everton player found
    man marking Andy Carroll in the F.A.cup semi final
    will be booked for time wasting.
    They have also told Arsenal not to waste time entering for the next few year until they have paid up their mortgage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Master View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by roberto duran legend View Post
    The F.A. have announced that any Everton player found
    man marking Andy Carroll in the F.A.cup semi final
    will be booked for time wasting.
    They have also told Arsenal not to waste time entering for the next few year until they have paid up their mortgage.
    LOL now how did i know i would get a reply from you mate .

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    I cant stand people who think they are worse off than everyone else ...
    My mate Mick is brilliant. He had a accident where he lost his voice
    and both legs. Does he make a song and dance about it ? Does he fuck .

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    Quote Originally Posted by roberto duran legend View Post
    I cant stand people who think they are worse off than everyone else ...
    My mate Mick is brilliant. He had a accident where he lost his voice
    and both legs. Does he make a song and dance about it ? Does he fuck .
    ....the title of the thread is any GOOD jokes
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    Yes mate i noticed, i have to say your jokes are classics by the way.

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    A door to door salesman knocks on a door.
    A boy about eight years old answers, dressed in stockings and suspenders, with a fat cigar in one hand and a large glass of red wine in the other.

    "Is your mum in, son?" says the salesman,

    The boy replies, "Does it f-in look like it?"
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    Lady goes to the psychiatrist and tells him " I have the feeling my husband treats me like a dog,
    He says sit on the couch and we can have a talk about it.
    She says , Im not allowed on the couch".
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    Grandma says to her young grandson, 'be a love and help me put this
    suppository in' 'of course i will gran says the little boy' . she bends over
    pulls her knickers down and spreads her buttocks. The boy says
    'do i put it in the brown hole or feed it to the turkey'.

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    An Chinese man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asks the American bank teller,

    "Why it change? Yestaday I get two hunat daras fo yen - today I get hunat eighty daras?

    The bank teller says, "Fluctuations."

    The Chinese man says, "Fluc you white guys too!
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    Did ya hear the one about Paddy the Irishman who decided to swim the english channel, he got halfway across and got to tired to continue so swam back.
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    Come on Matty you can do better than that , that joke is older than water.

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