Re: Any good jokes ????
Met the bloke who invented crosswords today. Can’t remember his name, but its P something T something R.
“I want to make a complaint”, I told the woman our supermarket. “this vinegar has got lumps in it”. “Those are pickled onions, sir” she replied.
Cowboy walks into a German car showroom and shouts “Audi”.
Asked the waiter for something herby. He gave me a Volkswagen with no driver.
Phone rang, so I picked it up and asked “Who’s speaking?” Voice on the other end replied “You are.”
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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