God created the Orgasm, so that women can moan even when they are happy.
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God created the Orgasm, so that women can moan even when they are happy.
I missed me, so Im back!
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Knock knock
who there?
Annoying English teacher
annoying English teacher who?
Annoying English teacher whom.
Whats Mary short for?
She has no legs.
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That would be Miles knocking then.Originally Posted by Andre
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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A man goes into a chemist to ask for some viagra . Have you got a prescription
asks the chemist, no says the man , will this picture of my wife do.
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My wife called me up to the bedroom earlier " look what i found in the cupboard,
crotchless panties" she said as she modelled them seductively. I didnt have the
heart to tell the fat fucker it was one of my vests.
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OOFT!
This is my kinda thread. I'm owning this motherfucker!!
What's brown and sticky??
...........
A stick.
BOOM!
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OOFT!
This is my kinda thread. I'm owning this motherfucker!!
What's brown and sticky
...........
A stick.
BOOM!
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Didier Drogba,s decision to leave Chelsea has resulted in the club
releasing 4 medical staff, 2 stretcher bearers and a drama teacher.
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Damn!OOFT!
This is my kinda thread. I'm owning this motherfucker!!
What's brown and sticky
...........
A stick.
BOOM!
Tough crowd.
They this little beauty on for size.
Who was the worlds first underwater spy?
James Pond
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Sorry mate but you make the chuckle brothers look good.Damn!OOFT!
This is my kinda thread. I'm owning this motherfucker!!
What's brown and sticky
...........
A stick.
BOOM!
Tough crowd.
They this little beauty on for size.
Who was the worlds first underwater spy?
James Pond
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Teacher takes 3rd grade class to the horse races, and one boy decides he needs to go pee.
Teacher: “Anyone else need to go?”
To which a chorus of little boys answers: “Yes!”
So the teacher takes them to the Men’s Room and begins lifting them one by one so they can reach the urinal.
She picks one up, helps him unzip, and blushingly remarks:
“Oh my… you must be from the 5th or 6th grade!”
“No ma’am… I’m the jockey on horse # 3 in the next race.”
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Ha ha ha. You know I'm owning this shit.Sorry mate but you make the chuckle brothers look good.Damn!OOFT!
This is my kinda thread. I'm owning this motherfucker!!
What's brown and sticky
...........
A stick.
BOOM!
Tough crowd.
They this little beauty on for size.
Who was the worlds first underwater spy?
James Pond
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Wha'd'ya call a smelly fairy?
Stinkerbell!
YAAASSSSSSSS!!!!!
....Someone has been eating popcicles and or Laffy Taffy
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I dunno what they are but if they make you pull out top drawer jokes then I could well be.
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