Re: Any good jokes ????
A man walked into a pet shop.
I'll have a tropical fish please.
Do you want an aquarium?
I dont give a fuck what star sign it is mate.
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How do you treat someone thats become addicted to counselling?
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MY girlfriend left me because of my impotence. There were no hard feelings.
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My girlfriend said I've been taking my detective work home with me too much. She thinks we should split up. Great idea I said, we can cover more ground that way.
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I feel sorry for midget parents. No matter how hard they work, they still struggle to put food on the table.
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I phoned the local gymnastics centre and asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. They said how flexible are you? I said I cant do Tuesdays or Thursdays.
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I was reading a book the other day. The history of glue. I couldnt put it down.
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I saw a man playing dancing queen on a didgeridoo. I thought that's Aboriginal.
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It's West Indian hair day at work next week. Im dreading it to be honest.
When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
Charley Burley
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