Some Jokes

[Kev]

Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty Scousers showed up.
Never having seen anyone from Liverpool at heaven's door, Saint Peter
said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God
instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous from the group. A few minutes
later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said, "They're gone."
"What All of the Scousers are gone?" asked God. "No" replied Saint Peter "The
Pearly Gates!"

Why does the river Mersey run through Liverpool?
Because if it walked it would be mugged.

Man walks into a shop in Liverpool:
Man: Can I have a pair of tights for my wife?
Shop assistant: Certainly Sir, what size head are you?

Two Scousers have just nicked a car and are checking it over to make
sure that everything works before they use it to ram raid the off-licence.
One gets into the drivers seat and asks the other if the indicators work,
to which his mate replies "Yes, it's working...oh shit, it's stopped...no,
it's OK...stopped again..."

[leftylee]

You really are pathetic with nothing else to do other than post Liverpool jokes trying to "insult" me LOL. the funny thing is you probbaly googled these up for hours on end trying to figure which ones will insult Lefty

A 32 yr old man and you act like a lil schoolgirl.

And that's nothing to be proud of if you're wondering.

[Kev]

I'm 33 Lefty you can't even count

And I don't need to try and insult you. Nobody can do a better job of making you look like a little twat than you can.

If anything my picking on you might actually help get you some sympathy.

I'm doing you a favour.

[leftylee]

I'm 33 Lefty you can't even count

And I don't need to try and insult you. Nobody can do a better job of making you look like a little twat than you can.

If anything my picking on you might actually help get you some sympathy.

I'm doing you a favour.

Really ?? I mean I was being sympathtic with 32 coz on your pic you look about 15 LMAO

LOL here we go again. Dildo Baggins at his best. Run along to your Mommy, it's ass wiping time.

[Kev]

So Lefty has got some fight in him. Excellent, it's been a while since I had a forum nemesis.

Game on you little turncoat. I won't relent until you apologise for your treacherous behaviour and admit that you were wrong.

Nobody should ever turn on a friend to try and gain favour with others, it's a low act leftylee.

I stood by you when you were stupid enough to get yourself banned and publicly stuck up for you when others were raining on you.

But you are a two faced little backstabber with no sense of loyalty whatsoever.

[leftylee]

So Lefty has got some fight in him. Excellent, it's been a while since I had a forum nemesis.

Game on you little turncoat. I won't relent until you apologise for your treacherous behaviour and admit that you were wrong.

Nobody should ever turn on a friend to try and gain favour with others, it's a low act leftylee.

I stood by you when you were stupid enough to get yourself banned and publicly stuck up for you when others were raining on you.

But you are a two faced little backstabber with no sense of loyalty whatsoever.

Nice speech. I still can't believe that this is all about me going out of your "clan" . You must have nothing better to do moaning at me for that. It's so utterly childish and immature.

And BTW hpe did I befriend you? (We can't be great friends anyway if we ain't even met) I said on my rep comment soemthing along the lines of if your acting like that towards rep then good ridance your gone, it's stupid.