You have to learn to share in marriage!

[Douglas]

The sharing of marriage...

> The old man placed order for one
> hamburger, French fries and a drink.
> He unwrapped the plain
> hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of
> his wife.

> He then carefully counted out the French fries,
> dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of
> his wife

> He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and
> then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few
> bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and
> whispering.

> Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old
> couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

> As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the
> table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.
> The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing
> everything.

> People
> closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
> She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns
> sipping the drink.

> Again, the young man came over and begged
> them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman
> said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'

> Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping
> his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to
> the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and
> asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'
>
> She answered
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> 'THE TEETH.'

[Bookkeeper]

Humorous